AutoGrazers

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  This week Life, uh, finds a way, and Tommy is now th eproud owner of his  very own Dinosaur nature reserve/theme park/petting zoo!  First off, we need to find a sturdy vehicle that his paying customers  can rely on to navigate them around the treacherous island full of  ancient creatures (did we mention it's based on the Isle of Wight?). He  spared no expense!  Next up, for his slightly less paying customers, a vehicle that will  'do', but provide an inferior experience. Oh and it's got to be under  250. Because we're running a business here goddamit!  

The Autograzers are; 

Tommy - Tom Hammond 

Duncan - Duncan Grant 

George - George Muldoon 

John - John Malcom  

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  This week the Autograzers got a very special letter delivered by owl. It  was a few years late, but THEY'RE A WIZARD HARRY  First off, it's time to find a flying car to arrive in style in. Tommy  did 'borrow' a certain Harry Potter's Gringott's bank card so the good  news is we've got a varied choice!  Next up, a certain groundskeeper needs a replacement for his bike. His  generous proportions and...minimalist lifestlye call on something  special (with four wheels).  

The Autograzers are; 

Tommy - A total Hufflepuff 

Duncan - 1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR 

George - Slitheryn Slitherout 

John - Ravenclawing back some points  

Want a question answered by the Autograzers? Leave a reply in the Pinned  comment below, or drop us an email at [email protected].  We upload every Monday morning (GMT) to YouTube (with added pictures!)  as well as all your usual podcasting platforms.All music and images used which are not created by us are used under  Fair use or via the Creative Commons License. We don't claim ownership  of any materials presented here other than that created by Autograzers.

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  This week The Autograzers are going back to school, and trying to be the  coolest kidz on the block by winning all the popularity contests.  First off, they need to find the coolest, most popular car that a  popular kid could drive to school.  Then it's time to pick who the unpopular kid is, by finding the least  popular car in the UK!  

The Autograzers are; 

Tommy - HONK 

Duncan - Social Floater 

George - Drove a car nearly triple his age 

John - Educated on the streets  

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  All music and images used which are not created by us are used under  Fair use or via the Creative Commons License. We don't claim ownership  of any materials presented here other than that created by Autograzers.

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  This time we're going to Mongolia! Well, not quite, but nearly. Tommy  explains.  We need to find ourselves a sturdy workhorse to get there so of course  we're not spending more than £1000.  Then because Tommy's going to buy it we need to show him what NOT to  buy.  

The Autograzers are; Tommy - Washer fluid goes in the engine right? 

Duncan - WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN 

George - Terribly...Good 

John - Vauxhall Fanboy (Apparently)  

All music and images used which are not created by us are used under  Fair use or via the Creative Commons License. We don't claim ownership  of any materials presented here other than that created by Autograzers.  Want a question answered by the Autograzers? Leave a reply in the Pinned  comment below, or drop us an email at [email protected].  We upload every Monday morning (GMT) to YouTube (with added pictures!)  as well as all your usual podcasting platforms.

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  

ZOINKS, it's time to get the Scooby gang together and bundle into the Mystery Machine - except for the fact it was destroyed in a mysterious  accident with Scrappy Doo inside...  

So let's find ourselves a new Mystery Machine, and then a car for the villain. He'd get away with it, if it wasn't for us meddling kids!

The Autograzers are; 

Tommy - Damsel in Distress 

Duncan - Mr Boombastic 

George - Rooby Roo 

John - Looks great in a wool jumper and short skirt  

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  

In week three, (Third time's a Charm!) we're putting on our white vests,  digging out our silver crucifixes, and dipping our toes into the jolly exciting world of illegal street racing!  

To that point, we need a car - and one that'll be both A) fast and B)  not so posh it'll get us murdered immediately.

After the initial race, we get the attention of Sammy the Shark, a  notorious ne'er-do-well. Can we choose a second car that will help us  lose to him, and therefore avoid sleeping with the fishes?

The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Tomonic Dorito
Duncan - Conner O'Brien
George - Pierce Roman  
John - Jayne 'the Stone' Donson 

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  

In week two, Tommy's got an idea to make loads of money - selling  Burgers door to door!  

First off, it's time to find the burger van of our dreams, even if it's a  tad unconventional.  

Then it's time to pull the switcheroo on our awful rival, Robert, some  dumb guy with three kids and an annoying wife who also makes burgers.  Will he be able to work out he's been duped?  

The Autograzers are; 

Tommy - Struggles with Flaps 

Duncan - Worryingly obsessed with Kei cars 

George - Dog Snowman 

John - Hates the Nissan Juke  

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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys  challenges which they compete in for POINTS.  

This week we decide that our New Years Resolution is to get Rich. Quick.  As in Tommy's Organising a Bank Robbery.  

First off, it's time to find out Getaway Car to give us an easy escape. I  imagine we'll find a Driver on Gumtree or something.  

Next it's time to find a Fall Guy. And give them a car that won't escape  the authorities.  

The Autograzers are; 

Tommy - Windscreen Defroster Extroadinaire 

Duncan - Give Him Vectra B or give Him Death 

George - Obsessed with BMW's 

John - Hates the Nissan Juke  

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