Ho Ho Ho..ld on a second? It's Christmas already!?  Not to panic! Come get a stiff shot of AV club 69 hilarity to help you though this holiday season. Rob kicks of the festivities with a real nutcracker of a flick.

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Surviving Christmas (2004)
• Director: Mike Mitchell
• Distributor: DreamWorks Pictures

In this Episode Rob takes on The Rock! .. No it's not a Dwayne Johnson biography. However he does get to flex his muscle memory in a AV Club 69 first.

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: The Rock (1996)
• Director: Michael Bay
• Distributor: Buena Vista Pictures

Can you hear that? …..The Voices? … NO! not our sultry tones …the others! Join Mark this time as he uses his cards to interoperate what that means and more importantly what they want.  

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: The Voices (2014)
• Director: Marjane Satrapi
• Distributor: Lionsgate

In this episode Rob, hot on a slow moving trail of destruction, uses his cards to clear a path through the dense jungle of absurdity and finds a...Sorority House? at the center.

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Slotherhouse (2023)
• Director: Matthew Goodhue
• Distributor: Gravitas Ventures

In this week's episode Rob navigates the twists and turns of Detroit's lane ways in the search for action! 

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting.

If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

In this week's episode Rob books some intergalactic stow aways as Mark tries to figure out ...do they come in peace? 

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Illegal Aliens (2007)
• Director: David Giancola
• Distributor: Edgewood Studios

In this episode Rob packs a bag full of McGuffins ready to set off on a mind vacation full big G's and double D's. Can he unravel the island's secrets? 

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
• Director: Andy Sidaris
• Distributor: Malibu Bay Films

In this episode Mark is stalked by the the looming presence of bad dialogue and science jargon and attempts to escape the jaws of the beast using a net of useless plot threads. 

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Land Shark (2017)
• Director: Mark Polonia
• Distributor: Wild Eye Releasing

In this episode Rob checks in for a quiet night at the grindhouse but gets little sleep as he is blow away by the plot of this ludicrous movie.

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
• Director: Jason Eisener
• Distributor: Alliance Films

In this episode Mark takes a dip into the dark and murky waters of Pontypool.

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER 

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Pontypool (2008)
• Director: Bruce McDonald
• Distributor: Alliance Films