Mike and Peter are back in record time for the millions (and millions!) of AAS fans.

The latest falsehoods include a recap of the Whitecaps' latest defeat to the Seattle Sounders, where they go from here, another attempt at a glass half-full approach from Peter, Mike defecating on Steve Nash again and the Ballon d'Or being cancelled this year, robbing Alphonso Davies of his first of 17 Ballon d'Or awards.

Mike and Peter are back again to break down the Vancouver Whitecaps' collapse to the San Jose Earthquakes. What takeaways can be made from one game, four months after their last one? Should there be some tactical concerns? Who stood out? Who didn't?

All of that, plus an ode to (rant about?) the Jerry West of Avid About Sawker.

As the title says, what is going on with the Vancouver Whitecaps?!

Mike Martignago, the spreader of falsehoods himself, is back after a three-month long sabbatical and is joined by Peter Galindo as they bring back Avid About Sawker to discuss the bizarre departure of Whitecaps CEO Mark Pannes.

What led to the move? What could've possibly led to it? Why is this such a bad decision? Can the Whitecaps recover from this? All of that and more is answered.

This past weekend was full of (clean) sheet for the Vancouver Whitecaps. Mike and Peter recap the 1-0 win for the Whitecaps over the LA Galaxy at the Stadium of Many Names in Carson, CA. They also answer your Caps-related questions.

The spreader of falsehoods is back in your earholes! Mike is joined by co-host Peter Galindo to recap the Vancouver Whitecaps' opening game of the 2020 season. Was it a sign of more of the same from 2019 or is patience required? They get into all of that and provide an update on Avid's latest adventures down under.

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