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  • How Ed Sheeran is Doing Right Now…

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    Ed Sheeran is in a firestorm over kicking Macklemore off of his tour due to him saying “free Palestine” on stage. Now all of his opening acts have quit the tour and his OWN band has quit on him as well. Meanwhile, radio stations are no longer playing his music in protest of him. Ed is spinelessly standing by with his talking point that “Kicking Macklemore off the tour was the promoters decision, nothing I could do about it.” This sketch portrays a current day in the life of how Ed Sheeran is doing.

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    9 min
  • Presidential Pardons sold for Big $$$$ – Criminal News Update

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    In breaking news, it’s been uncovered that there are “pardon brokers” who help broker deals with elite criminals to get presidential pardons from President Trump reportedly, for between $300k and $3 million. Also, Mitch McConnel has been wheeled around the senate and is looking more lively than ever.

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    9 min
  • “$5000 Checks Aren’t a Bribe!” – (White House Press Secretary)

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    The White House press secretary runs cover for how Trump promising $5,000 checks if the republicans win certainly isn’t a bribe. Also official white house statements on the year anniversary of Charlie Kirk’s death, 9-11, and JD Vance saying we’re in the end times.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McY74ksDcjc
    9 min
  • “They’re Both Heroes!” – Women of the Internet Logic News Update

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    In this episode of We Lie to You News, in the light of the mistrial verdict, we take a look at how Lindsay Clancy and Chris Benoit are equal heros. We also take a look at some exciting political theater that is happening, which you’re supposed to think is real, an update on the Iran war that apparently ended months ago, and why Trump thinks you’re an idiot if you don’t want big data centers in your community.

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    10 min
  • What it’s Like Dealing with Health Insurance Companies…

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    What it’s like dealing with health insurance companies. In this sketch, a guy who pays an arm and a leg for his insurance is on with customer service trying to figure out why they keep refusing to pay for any of his medical bills. He gets the full treatment from a corporation that uses him as the product while talking to a person who he'll never see.

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    9 min
  • Epstein Co-conspirators Named and Israel Manipulates Trump! – News Update

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    We cover the details of Thomas Massie naming names of Epstein co-conspirators, Netanyahu bragging that he manipulated Trump into starting the war with Iran, and Trump just renaming things.

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    9 min
  • "You Can Trust these Lies!" White House Press Secretary...

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    The White House press secretary holds a news conference to share lies the public can trust about how well the disaster is going.

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    9 min
  • “Lindsay Clancy is a Hero!” – A Satanic News Update

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    A full breakdown of how Lindsay Clancy is getting waves of support from women without brains who think she is innocent. We talk to some of her biggest supporters.

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    6 min
  • Man Prepares for the WNBA (I’m a Woman Now)

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    In this sketch, I’m sharpening my basketball skills as I prepare to enter the WNBA draft. Based on the WNBA’s criteria of what a woman is, I qualify and don’t want to miss this opportunity.

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    5 min
  • It All Makes Sense if You Have Brain Damage – News Update

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    Good news for the Epstein class as actress Hayden Panettiere has mysteriously died just weeks after exposing the sex crimes Hollywood elites. This is a win for MAGA. And you’ll also get updates on the Iran war that will either have you thinking that Trump is lying and just making things up with all the contradicting information or it’ll make sense to you because you have brain damage.

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    10 min

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I make videos to help you consider yourself and life in a more thoughtful way. Some of my videos are satirical comedy, others are more straightforward and serious. Satirical and serious are two parts…