They said not to do it, but we did it anyway. Outside podcast dropping now!!

We peel back the curtain on podcast delays, summer travels, and almost winning a local podcast award (shoutout to the Leo Weekly voters—maybe next year?). Also: a hot new restaurant idea involving drag geishas, Adam buys a Kosair Shriner hat off the streets, and a surprisingly serious chat about Mormon cults, ghosts, and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Poor Audio Quality, Smokin Stogies, Lawnmower Runnin. Grab some lemonade or apple cider and give it a listen.

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Welcome to Episode 19, where we ask the real questions society's too afraid to face—like: “Who eats the bread, who makes the bread, and why is everyone so obsessed with crumbs?” And if that’s not enough existential dread, we take a detour to the now-infamous Poop Cruise, where luxury meets biohazard and your shower becomes a warm broth of communal urine. Bon voyage!

Also on today’s intellectual journey:

• A heated debate about who gets you higher—Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg. (We’re awaiting peer-reviewed research.)

• Why white pants are a trap, especially when you gamble on a fart and lose.

• A surprisingly thorough discussion on perianal cysts, because clearly we’re your trusted source for medical horror.

• The Thong Chronicles, aka: “Can you wear sheer white and not end up with poop on it?” (Spoiler: No one wins.)

• Unsolicited cruise ship trivia, anime where horses come back as teen girls (don’t ask), and of course, our plan to rebrand dog peanut butter for allergic pet parents. Disruption, baby.

All that, plus a philosophical check-in: have you peaked yet? Because Steve did—about 20 minutes ago in a Taco Bell bathroom.

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Episode 18 kicks off with Steve once again horny for Sabrina Carpenter—because God forbid this podcast ever be about anything else. Alison tolerates it with saint-like patience, Adam pretends he’s above it all, and somehow we end up in a TED Talk about feminism delivered between dick jokes.

We cover the important cultural questions: Is it still okay to listen to Michael Jackson? (No.) Did Will Smith accidentally make a fetish music video? (Yes.) Should open relationships come with a project manager? (Absolutely.) There’s also a shocking amount of time spent on Costco socks, electrocution survival stories, and which host would make the safest threesome partner.

Basically, it’s horny philosophy class meets half-finished improv bit. Listen if you want to feel smarter and dumber at the same time.

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This week on Away From Desk, we answer the question no one asked but everyone should—how does one properly poop in the woods? Our hosts get dangerously practical, offering unsolicited tutorials on tree-squatting technique, cat hole etiquette, and the aerodynamic risks of porta-potty splashback. It’s part biology lesson, part stand-up routine, and 100% unhinged.

Also on deck: neighborhood beef over dog poop diplomacy, medieval cosplay dreams (one of us wants to be a wizard, one of us owns a cape, and one of us has clearly lost control), and a surprisingly heated debate about breastfeeding in public—featuring exactly the kind of take that makes us wonder why we gave Steve a microphone.

There’s talk of Renaissance fairs, parenting in bathrobes, accidental facials (still not that kind), and how not to use your kid’s hoodie. It’s chaos, it’s comedy, it’s maybe kind of informative? We’re not sure. But we laughed. A lot.

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Episode 16 kicks off with the world’s most chaotic mic check (“I don’t kill kids”—great start, Steve) and spirals from there. We’re joined by Lee Anne (@leeleesup), longtime listener and alleged Steve-hater, who shows up with a notebook full of receipts and zero tolerance for gym bros who compliment stranger bodies.

There’s spa-day trauma (in a hotel kitchenette), stories of accidental facials (not that kind), and Leanne’s truly noble day job: raising literal millions for Saint Joe’s Children’s Home. It’s all going great—until we hit hot takes. Taylor Swift? Mid. Dogs? Leash ‘em. And professional women’s sports? Let’s just say Steve digs his own grave (again).

We talk fear of death, racehorses with boundaries, corn dogs with sticks (thank God), and why it should be illegal to reheat salmon in a shared microwave. It’s peak Away From Desk: unhinged, heartfelt, and occasionally educational.

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In this wild episode, we dive into survival tactics for the apocalypse, break down the difference between an infection and a disease (using Star Trek to clarify), and discuss why Adam thinks crème brûlée might be overrated. We also chat about Adam’s impressive skill at active listening (without actually listening), Steve’s new Twitter (X) account, and have a heated debate on whether cookie cakes are actually good. Plus, we reflect on how Jenny Slate was unfairly bullied online over her relationship with Chris Evans and recount Morgan’s unexpected street fight with a stranger. Buckle up your butts– it’s a wild ride!

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This week on Away From Desk we get REAL uncomfortable! Exploring all those topics with coworkers that you always wanted but couldn't. Steve asks if Sugar Daddies "count." He also asks if dating a twin is incest. Morgan does a deep dive on the show "Sister Wives." I mean we really get into it. We stretch the boundaries of standard relationships and test our personal boundaries along the way. You'll laugh so hard you'll taste blood! Let's get weird!!!!

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The gang welcomes Morgan’s new coworker, Josh Astor—a marketing whiz and photography pro. They dive into face wash debates, Steve’s wild photoshoot ideas, and Josh’s honest take on navigating identity, faith, and stereotypes—with plenty of laughs along the way.

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Get ready for another wild ride this week on Away From Desk! Steve unveils his bold vision for an erotic podcast calendar featuring none other than himself—each month more scandalous than the last! Morgan spices things up even further with a hot controversy involving the Louisville Science Center and Planned Parenthood that's sure to get the crew fired up. Plus, the team shares their personal visions of a perfect life—though Adam's version takes an unexpectedly dark and intriguing turn.

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This week on Away From Desk, Morgan survives a Florida trip filled with food poisoning, sunburns, and a questionable brush with an alligator. Adam updates the crew on his quest to simplify life by trimming his overloaded schedule. And Steve? He stays goofy, keeps the jokes coming, and somehow holds it all together. It's a chaotic, reflective ride through discomfort, growth, and gator-infested waters.

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