Away With Words

Sabrina Storey may have a single buckshot lodged somewhere in her brain. That’s the only way to explain her memory loss and dangerous sleepwalking episodes after surviving a horrific shooting at her college.

She may not know how she ended up in the hospital, but she knows that PTSD doesn’t include her nightmares directly affecting reality. Her recollections are like a jumbled pile of photographs. Her only companion is a broken camera that may hold clues to what happened. Ghostly visions somehow complete the puzzle of her history and the map of her destiny. And now she discovers she's responsible for a new life.

Have her injuries severely damaged her mind? Or are her fugue states actually harbingers of the future? Her dreams are trying to tell her something, but what exactly? One of the school shooting suspects is at large and somehow she's involved. She's running from the memory, but there's someone - or something - coming after her. Hunted by her past. Haunted by her future. For Sabrina, remembering that one thing could be the key to losing everything. And everyone.

Happy Halloween! What better way to celebrate than by picking apart the zombie genre like a horde of walking corpses picking on a carcass? Kris tackles the big issues, like why the dead all have the same fashion sense and why our heroes never wear running shoes. Fans of The Walking Dead and Fear The Walking Dead should put your geek caps on to protect their braaaaains (note: real zombies don't eat brains).

Sabrina Storey may have a single buckshot lodged somewhere in her brain. That’s the only way to explain her memory loss and dangerous sleepwalking episodes after surviving a horrific shooting at her college.

She may not know how she ended up in the hospital, but she knows that PTSD doesn’t include her nightmares directly affecting reality. Her recollections are like a jumbled pile of photographs. Her only companion is a broken camera that may hold clues to what happened. Ghostly visions somehow complete the puzzle of her history and the map of her destiny. And now she discovers she's responsible for a new life.

Have her injuries severely damaged her mind? Or are her fugue states actually harbingers of the future? Her dreams are trying to tell her something, but what exactly? One of the school shooting suspects is at large and somehow she's involved. She's running from the memory, but there's someone - or something - coming after her. Hunted by her past. Haunted by her future. For Sabrina, remembering that one thing could be the key to losing everything. And everyone.

There’s 100% chance that 50% of the time you are listening to Kris explain paranormal issues you will have a 25% feeling that there is a ghost occupying 5% of the space you’re currently in, which has 0% possibility of being able to be proven to explained. Please note your findings in your ghosthunting evidence journal.

Sabrina Storey may have a single buckshot lodged somewhere in her brain. That’s the only way to explain her memory loss and dangerous sleepwalking episodes after surviving a horrific shooting at her college. 

She may not know how she ended up in the hospital, but she knows that PTSD doesn’t include her nightmares directly affecting reality. Her recollections are like a jumbled pile of photographs. Her only companion is a broken camera that may hold clues to what happened. Ghostly visions somehow complete the puzzle of her history and the map of her destiny. And now she discovers she's responsible for a new life.  

Have her injuries severely damaged her mind? Or are her fugue states actually harbingers of the future? Her dreams are trying to tell her something, but what exactly? One of the school shooting suspects is at large and somehow she's involved. She's running from the memory, but there's someone - or something - coming after her. Hunted by her past. Haunted by her future. For Sabrina, remembering that one thing could be the key to losing everything. And everyone.

If the Terminator or Westworld has taught us anything, it’s that we fail at time travel and cyborgs will always be so much cooler. But they also taught us that in all scenarios, people end up being pretty useless to a race of robots. So before Siri makes it to the 2020 election ballot, Kris shares some insight on the riddle of artificial intelligence. Make sure you’re wearing headphones so that AI folk like Alexa won’t hear this paradigm-destroying epiphany.

Sabrina Storey may have a single buckshot lodged somewhere in her brain. That’s the only way to explain her memory loss and dangerous sleepwalking episodes after surviving a horrific shooting at her college. 

She may not know how she ended up in the hospital, but she knows that PTSD doesn’t include her nightmares directly affecting reality. Her recollections are like a jumbled pile of photographs. Her only companion is a broken camera that may hold clues to what happened. Ghostly visions somehow complete the puzzle of her history and the map of her destiny. And now she discovers she's responsible for a new life.  

Have her injuries severely damaged her mind? Or are her fugue states actually harbingers of the future? Her dreams are trying to tell her something, but what exactly? One of the school shooting suspects is at large and somehow she's involved. She's running from the memory, but there's someone - or something - coming after her. Hunted by her past. Haunted by her future. For Sabrina, remembering that one thing could be the key to losing everything. And everyone.

Sabrina Storey may have a single buckshot lodged somewhere in her brain. That’s the only way to explain her memory loss and dangerous sleepwalking episodes after surviving a horrific shooting at her college. 

She may not know how she ended up in the hospital, but she knows that PTSD doesn’t include her nightmares directly affecting reality. Her recollections are like a jumbled pile of photographs. Her only companion is a broken camera that may hold clues to what happened. Ghostly visions somehow complete the puzzle of her history and the map of her destiny. And now she discovers she's responsible for a new life.  

Have her injuries severely damaged her mind? Or are her fugue states actually harbingers of the future? Her dreams are trying to tell her something, but what exactly? One of the school shooting suspects is at large and somehow she's involved. She's running from the memory, but there's someone - or something - coming after her. Hunted by her past. Haunted by her future. For Sabrina, remembering that one thing could be the key to losing everything. And everyone.

Well, this is going to be awkward. Kris just found the solution our stalled human evolution in the face of the apocalyptic progression of technology and our regression of our collective #intellectual development … and it’s more awkward and longwinded than this sentence. From crazy people at Target to the complete failure of handshakes, get ready … this will be awkward (yes, the paragraph started and ended with this statement. Awkward? Yes, used that word again).