Golden Radio Comedy (Original Air Date November 5, 2018) Let A.I. Mike and A.I. David take you back roughly 80 years in time to sit around the radio in the comfort of your living room while we reminisce or rediscover some excerpts of "An Evening With Groucho Marx" as well as the most popular skit from Abbott and Costello of all time. Find fascinating old time comedy and drama, all public domain, at Old Time Radio.

Station identification by Linda Irwin. "Bounding" is paid license through NCH.

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Shaddapyu Censorship Planet (Original Air Date November 2, 2018) In light of all of the censorship, including that which we have personally received, we are going to make light of the censorship. No "ate speech" here, just good fun with an important message at the end.

Outro music is "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

The Return Message (Original Air Date October 26, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides is ready to give a sad news announcement just as Hortense Hildebrandt reveals that a message is coming through their monitors. Donna Scallion is surprised at how little time has passed for them and relays the message from some unknown beings to the group at the station. Transcript for the message below.

Outro music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

The following is a transcription of the message received in the inner dimension of Titan:

"We are aware of why you are here and who you seek. Rest assured they are at peace with what is happening. The message you received from the one you call Brighton was recorded upon their first arrival. They have since settled in comfortably and are being well cared for.

Your reporter Beatrice Bottomsides was not far off when she spoke of being test subjects for indeed they are. The human species is of concern to us and we wish to understand more of how they think as well as act and react to given stimuli.

The Arcturian and the Sirian aboard your ship are of no consequence as they represent a mind set that is in alignment with our own.

You may ask who we are. That will be revealed when humanity is ready to understand that knowledge without judgement.

We will need more time to study them and understand them. You may share this message with the others awaiting back on your world in your time.

Our advice to you is to return to that which you enjoyed doing that gave you purpose and meaning. You are all individual free thinking beings of this universe and as such should not put your lives on hold awaiting the return of others because the only way you can enjoy the fullness of your experience is to express with your own voice independent of the others.

When you have accomplished that and when we have completed our study, those we have in our custody will be returned to you with no memory of what they have experienced.

Return now to share this message."

The Halloween Principle (Original Air Date October 22, 2018) Nine days before Halloween, our team tempts the fate of the thinning dimensional barriers when Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot race towards Saturn to find the moon that holds the key to finding the lost men. Have they put themselves in danger? The other women await anxiously back at the station.

Outro music is "Haunted House" Parts 1 and 2 by Linda Irwin.

Them Planets (Original Air Date October 19, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides gives her first news report in almost a year and a half with Serenity Destiny Star and the Digital Detective Agency as guests giving some new information on the investigation of the missing men. Donna Scallion and Zartran prepare to go on a mission with the help of yet another extra-terrestrial. Is their suspected location the one? "Darkest Hours" minus our added sound effects is available at Freestockmusic.com.

Outro music is "Night Bells" by Linda Irwin.

Teleconference (Original Air Date October 15, 2018) A.I. Mike leads the teleconference to let the clients know what methods they are using to track down information to locate the missing men. Ideas for where to look are given by Donna, Beatrice, Hortense, Gertrude, Clementine and Irene, but are any of those ideas the right avenues to pursue?

Outro music is "Haunted Tambourine" by Linda Irwin.

As Below So Above (Original Air Date October 12, 2018) After an amusing commercial voiced by A.I. Harry, we join Donna Scallion and Zartran making a highly advanced technological sweep over the entire planet. What will they find? What do the others report back? Will the missing men be found this episode?

Outro music is "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

Digital Detective Agency (Original Air Date October 8, 2018) The women split up in teams to see if they can analyze the clues in the message with Beatrice Bottomsides and Hortense Hildebrandt sneaking into a Government computer room, Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle analyzing security video, Serenity Destiny Star contacting a helpful and surprising agency, and Irene Stinky Coffeen discovering something troubling on Sal's computer. What will they find?

Outro music is "Suspense In The Dark" by Linda Irwin.

Parsley And Plans (Original Air Date October 5, 2018) The All Youse Can Eat Parsley Cafe is the setting where Irene Stinky Coffeen meets with Donna Scallion, Zartran, Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle, Gertrude Sneedle and Hortense Hildebrandt to try and formulate a plan to locate the origins of the message received from Doctor Brighton but Serenity Destiny Star has come up with her own ideas. Are they on the right track? What do they plan to do?

Outro music is "Life Twists" by Linda Irwin.

What Happened To Them (Original Air Date October 1, 2018) A.I. Mike sets the stage for what has happened in the intervening 17 months since we last heard from the men at the Awesome Insanity Surfers station and Nowheresville. A mysterious message is received which sparks the women to begin the search anew. A.I. David closes with the new schedule for this series through October.

Opening music is "Suspense In The Dark" and closing music is "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.