Muscle pain, or diarrhea? We discuss paying ransom to your doctor, freaky deaths, the side effects of the medicine we take, the last time we puked sober, changing sports teams, who would win a french fry Super Bowl, our Oscar picks, Daily smelling Nancy Kerrigan, and a stripper party for a 12 year old.

Squeeker. We discuss Toygers, Dev's false four alarm fire, the DEA approving a synthetic marijuana drug, strong last names, what to do when farting in public, fentanyl, percocet, murderous sex robots, and when asking cops for directions goes wrong.

It's the first show of 2018, two weeks late. We discuss Producer Dave's Thailand adventure, lady boys, an overseas Topanga sighting, Dev getting fat, and America's new snack food... Tide Pods.

Happy New Year Everyone! We wanted to do our first show of 2018 tonight but Producer Dave keeps telling me he's somewhere he's calling "Tie Land". I Google'd it and it looks like it's off 495 in Ronkonkoma. Say what you will about the man but he sure does care about his formal neckwear. Anyway, in the meantime here's an unaired scab show to wet your whistle, which is a pretty gross expression when you think about it.

2017. Good? Bad? Sensual? We discuss our respective single Maxim magazine purchases, why porn penises have to be so big, the latest sexual predator accusation, Apple slowing down old phones, a surgeon who branded his initials on his patients' livers, an elderly couple busted with 60 pounds of weed, another Cheetos bandit, and personal opinions of 2017.

It's marathon day at AHi5 studios. We discuss stylish mugshots, Dev's movie theater ritual, the California fire, Amazon vs Google, farting in relationships, a Saint Nicholas bone, and life in your 30's.

Producer Dave has a loooooong list of inappropriate Reddit pages he follows. We discuss buying fireworks in New Jersey, how to pronounce Mario, realizing your not special, Producer Marie's take on the whole sexual predator situation, Producer Dave's list of Reddit pages, Brendan Dassey not being released from prison, and a woman who has sex with ghosts.

Apparently the Beatles are still making music in another dimension. We discuss the love and/or hate of shopping, Al Franken's resignation, the California fires, Daily playing video games like he lives life, legal marijuana coming to New Jersey, a porn star suicide, The Beatles from another dimension, and a man who shot up herion during a police chase.

What will we ever do without The Ranch? We discuss our celebrity impressions, the new batch of sexual predators which includes a woman, the origin of the word spork, a ethic dilemma over a "do not resuscitate" tattoo, a drunk guy who cooked his own meal at Waffle House, Daily's friend who is known as The Cheetos Bandit, and a guy who killed his own dad and put it on Facebook.

Do you know how much you get for $15 at Taco Bell? We discuss Dev being too old for back to back punk rock shows, nose sucking porn, the new tax reform bill, our newest sexual predators Matt Lauer and Jeffrey Tambor, the joy of eating Taco Bell, a risk taking Message Envy employee, and a prostitution ring operating out of an senior living facility.