Awsten + Travis get naked, try out a cool new voice for Travis, and make a plan for Awsten's untimely demise.

Awsten + Travis figure out Awsten's aesthetic for the next era, are driven to madness by Jawn, and cry genuine tears.

Awsten + Travis breathe heavily, make plans to pound the devil's soda, and explain the intricacies of lube.

Awsten + Travis rate scintillating summer creams, play with more and more knives, and try to navigate Awsten through a meltdown.

Awsten + Travis make a bold artistic decision, nearly pass out, and rate the stories without any biases at all.

Awsten + Travis make the gravest error of their lives, get Waterparks dropped by their management, and secure a record deal for Travis.

Awsten + Travis give a lesson in using AO3, are interrupted by a child, and find out which band members their guest would date.

Awsten + Travis try to become hosts of the Wattpad Awards, discuss the McDonald's lore (again?), and blame Luke Hemmings for the way Awsten is.

Awsten + Travis reveal that the podcast is scripted, mythbust Awsten's pubic hair, and revise the story they're reading.

Awsten + Travis fail to understand geometry, block Jawn, and do a rockstar pose.