B Movie Breakdown

Not only are we back from a week off, but we are also going back to the shack! Join us as we take a deep dive into a movie that is 90% the same movie as the first one, but without 99% of the same actors and writers involved. Not even Chevy Chase returning as Ty Webb could save this movie from being one of the worst sequels of all time. The ONLY upside is the banger of a theme song by Kenny Loggins. This week on the podcast, the shack is truly back in Caddyshack 2, now streaming on HBO Max. 

Van Helsing is a Universal Monsters whirlwind that only Stephen Sommers could give us us. Hunker down, buckle up and get ready for movie monster Armageddon.

Introducing a world where man and machine coexist peacefully. Right? Wrong. When one madmans lust for power begins to upend the balance between flesh and bolts, only Jack Ramsey can save the day. Watch Runaway on Amazon Prime.

When a blood thirsty monster escapes from prison, the hero who put him away sets out to finish him once and for all. Who will stand triumphant, the Hero or the Terror?  Watch Hero and The Terror on everyone's favorite rocketman's platform.

The teens at Osborne High are being picked off one by one by a killer who wears masks that look just like them and trying to expose each students "deepest" "darkest" secret. And guess who are the only ones that can stop him are? You guessed it, a group of misfit outsiders! This movie is as predictable and boring as that synopsis reads. A generic slasher that tries way too hard to make sure you know that they know the current issues of the day without any of them really having anything to do with the plot. This week, we discuss the 2021 Netflix original horror movie There's Someone Inside Your House. 

In the latest installment of the Halloween multiverse, resident Haddonfield Horror, Michael Meyers continues his reign of terror by slicing, dicing and splicing his way through the small midwestern town. By pushing the fear stricken locals to their breaking point, Michael reveals that no one truly wins when chasing the boogieman. Halloween Kills streams on Peacock and is in a theater near you.

When a brother sister duo uncover a brutal universal overlord, all bets are off as this monster is forced to obey the young girl who holds the very essence of his power in her hand. To what end does she command this villain? Let's get in to it. Let's get in to Psycho Goreman.

What wild and insane turns await us as we dive in to the wonderful world of wrestling where the New Day's options to thwart the assault of the Undertaker are only limited by your willingness to explore them? Let's hit the ropes with Escape The Undertaker.

When one man's trauma becomes a weapon for improving a group of misguided ROTC students, he learns there's more to life than torture and killing. This week we dive in to the comedy classic Major Payne!

Lasers, killer apes and pure, unrelenting greed. What more could you want? Watch Congo and join our conversation, rife with talk scrutinizing the maneuverability of heat seaking missiles,  how Michael Crichton wanted this to be a movie in the 70s, and whether or not where Jimmy Buffet showing up matters at all. Let's go.