B Movie Breakdown

Octaman is one of those movies that you will love but your friends will think is garbage. They won't appreciate his cool octopus arms or his absolute bloodlust. Move over Gillman, Octaman has seen your film and knows what to do. What this movie *may* lack in originality, it makes up for by being pure awesome. Again, your miles may very, but if you are craving a movie with a humanoid octopus monster featuring a strange serated circle mouth, he's your guy and this is your movie. Come get it.

The dinner date you've been waiting for. A robot astronaut and a monster from a post nuclear winter Mars; Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster! It's totally what you're expecting and exactly what you've been craving. No women get kidnapped and no one looks like melted wax and no aliens look like vampires . Everything is fine and you will enjoy yourself. Listen where you get your podcasts!

As we begin our deep dive into the world of schlocky monster movies, we figured who better to start with than the master of schlock, Roger Corman. This movie is one he holds in such high regard and so near and dear to his heart that he refuses to ever let it be remade. This week we discuss the telepathic giant crustacean movie known simply as Attack Of The Crab Monsters. Let’s snap to it!

Magic rings. Dogs. District Attorneys. Crime sprees. Mobsters. The origin of a motion picture dynasty. Join us as we discuss the sequel to a film that spurred on Disney's live action legacy, The Shaggy DA. I know. Trust me. Trust us. We know.

One of the oldest stories of horror, Dracula's existence in the Marvel Universe is a wild time. Want a crash course? We check out this 1980's anime that is more exposition than terror. Join our talk on Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned.

This movie about a man getting a raise takes a turn when he ends up coaching his boss's girls youth soccer team and enlists his future step son to achieve total victory over the competition. Some people say this movie gets no respect I tell you, no respect. The movie is Ladybugs starring Rodney Dangerfield. Let's get into it!

In the much anticipated nonsequel to Jaws, a Hulk Hogan looking, dolphin owning, widower fights  alongside his family,  friendly windsurfers and an obsessive biologist in thwarting a greedy mayor bent on keeping the beaches open while a terrible ecological disaster threatens the lives of his constituents. But this ecological disaster isn't what you might think, it's various sharks that phase shift from various movies. What? Exactly. This week we discuss Cruel Jaws, a movie that tries to come at you from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

One man's past catches up with him as a local scum bag gets in way over his head and causes absolute hell to consume a small, rural town. With his daughter's life on the line, this former undercover cop pulls no punches as he defends his Homefront! Written by Sylvester Stallone and starring Jason Statham, could this have been the next Rambo? We get in to it.

After a life of mediocrity, some people find and capture enslaved creatures from a parallel world and use these creatures to host a children's television program while other people travel from that parallel world to retrieve those monsters and return them to their enslavement. It's just one of those things! And sometimes a few curious kids save these monsters and start their own television program. It's a wild ride. It's Mystery Monsters and we break it down in these weeks ep.