Hey old buddy, I’m afraid we can only spend a few minutes at the Blofeld Memorial Sanctuary for Retired Evil Cats, we’ve got a wedding to go to remember.

Yes, I’ve got the presents; a leg from you and a crispy drug smuggler from me. You’ll have to hijack a petrol tanker to get there on time and don’t forget, they like swearing so practice saying ‘bastard’ a lot.

No, that’s it. Just remember to wear your best pink trousers, and can you feed the shark before you leave?

Oh you have, bless your heart.