When the legendary insane genetically engineered masked swashbuckler known as Zorro loses all his money at the races, his permanently distressed girlfriend won't leave him alone. Nag, nag, nag, all day long.

So, armed only with an endless supply of henchwomen, millions of dollars worth of real estate, a killer car wash, a mad scientist, every stick of dynamite in the universe and a balloon with a Z on it; he tries to quickly recoup his losses by going to San Francisco and cornering the market in really small chip shops.

But Fish and Chips are Britain’s answer to haute cuisine, dammit! You can’t take them away from us. So in rides Bond with his trusty Steed. But it’s his last day on the job and he’s planning to take it easy… a bubble bath, a hair colouring, a cookery course, surfing lessons… Oh well, Charlie’s Angel and The Chinese Detective will have to sort it out.