► Very scattered show since DJ entertainment services  was in for the week; they thought the show needed to be "remixed" hence why it's mixed up. providing a messy show.  We provided a free fishing out on the river bonus episode at the end for the inconvenience.   ENJOY! D.E.S on behalf of B800.   

Welcome to B800 A.M Radio.  Your official ride to clown world where everything is bonkers!  From the fish we catch, to the flood, to the sunny weather, and of course to the fish we eat after. In this episode: Virgil learns of his onsets of dementia but forgets to talk about it. Lucas tampers with the sound to take a stand. Kev riffs broken segment to broken segment- and takes call from Virgil's former seaman and Marine Biologist, Tom Johnson.   Also in Clown episode: We no longer put our eggs in the basket of the dead women in cars, but the cars in the lot instead.  Listen as Kev teaches you to how to take home the whole damn car lot!

Ahhhhh yes, easter is in the air, can you smell the fresh lead painted eggs?  It's just like heaven.  After Jesus Died for YOUR SINS.  Meanwhile, you went ahead and packaged the easter bunny.  WELP, despite YOUR SINS, we have an easter egg coming up for you; A totally secret isolated interview for an easter surprise. A WHOLE LOT for you, my friend.  ENJOY OUR NEW CRIME COMMUNITY SEGMENTS AND BARE WITH VIRGIL AS AN EPISODE OF DEMENTIA TAKES OVER. IN THIS EPISODE OF THE LIVE B800 A.M.  ENJOY!  AND DON'T FORGET HE IS RISEN!  AND DO NOT FORGET TO EMAIL [email protected]!  Enjoy the show!

ALSO SHERYL'S WHERE ABOUTS ARE STILL UNKNOWN IF ANY INFO IS KNOWN ON HER WHEREABOUTS VIRGIL WILL GIVE YOU ONE 20 DOLLAR COUPON TO PAPA MURPHY'S PIZZA!  Virgil misses Sheryl very much and that's the heartache you can hear in the show.  Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers.  

Shoutouts! Time to sandbag everyone! Welcome to the fear monger-esque style coverage of a doomsday noah's ark style level flood underway.  Some thoughts on trucks, hookers, and sinkers.  An open ended modern dialogue.  Salvation and Poor public relations. A somewhat "anything goes" unconventional Cluster F#$k caller show broadcast today ending with a call to prayer when christ returns. 

 WE COVER COUNTIES> TALK ABOUT THE FLOOD> GET AWAY FROM THE WIFE> A DAMN BETWEEN THE WIFE>  SHERYL HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE THE POLAR VORTEX EPISODE.  IT HAS BEEN A CAUSE FOR CONCERN> WE TALK ABOUT THE FLOOD SIMILAR TO NOAH'S ARC> HIS PROMISE TO NEVER FLOOD THE ENTIRE EARTH AGAIN> STOLEN RAINBOWS> THANK SOME sponsors and folks. WHO KEEP THE SHOW GOIN> READ SOME MAIL> TAKE SOME CALLS> AND MOST OF ALL LIFT EACH OTHER UP IN TIME OF TROUBLE AND NEED.  email us at [email protected] 

Virgil on the board for Luke (B800 Co.  CEO AND MASTER FISHER OF MEN) 

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Virgil and Kevin kick off the new season.  (season 19) The Old timers discuss; dead hookers in cars, cold weather, ice fishing. (bed pans are brought up a lot) + churches these days, the end times, taking out public officials, monster trucks, and city snow plows attachments. Virgil touches on a big fight him and Sheryl got into.  Kev goes public about experimenting with men and being pegged.   This and much much more. All in a clean family friendly format.  You don't want to miss out on a show like this.  Truly a classic.  Enjoy

from the company staff (Luke)

& as always, happy motor boating!

B800 season 18 summed up: 

Kevin complains about kids these days smoking crack rocks on the stove.  Virgil talks about the orphans making fishing lures in his basement.  Boomers tell a couple zingers, (O.K.) and a couple- what they consider to be "fun stories." 

Happy Motor-Boating 

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KEV "The Boating Enthusiast With Big Guns " Jacobson talks about millennials, their poor decisions, and lifestyle choices.

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Virgil's Piece but wife soon to be, Alberta Anderson.  I am on facebook! Lots of love. 

Hey all #b800 radio listeners!  We got a real treat today!

Leena and Doug from Everything but Fake News sneak into the B800's multimillion dollar studio for a secret interview.  Surprisingly the guys were friendly and in good spirits and let us do the interview.  A teenager named luke, who claims to be of Virgil's blood relation, (V.A. denies this claim) said "They welcomed the press because it wasn't fake news, sure, but their ego's would be too big to turn down any press or publicity what-so-ever."

All the same watch the seasoned fishermen act candidly.  As the gentlemen were unaware at the time that they were being interviewed.  In this sneak peak you get to see them candidly casually naked As they normally are.  No show notes.  No nothing.  The guys wanted to put out "a little extra something special" for their devoted die hard fans. So Everything but fake news asked at just the right time! While Kev and Virg enjoy an easter beer.  You should too! Help yourself (it's on us.)  Indulge, in this brief teaser segment.  Be among the first before it breaks #viral sensation in this bonus easter episode. 

Leena Microtch from "Every but..  uploading this exclusive interview. (for b800 radio A.M.)

The Boomers ramble on about how much tougher it was to be a kid when they were young.  Virgil opens up the show about a lock that got busted open by some thugs.  Then the senile grandfathers read a few fishing reports, weather updates, and exhaust the subject of tackleb8 (not really) Then they talk about tools; and when a boy receives his first hammer.  All this and many more gripping topics.  Listen to the show if this is something up your alley.

Happy Fishing.

B800 Company Staff (A.K.A Luke)

Listen to the show and find out.

HELLO VIEWERS!!

The Old timers, Virgil and Kev get away from their wives for the afternoon.  Talk: fishing reports, "The Lakes", & The secret tackleb8,  +PLUS MORE INFO: Gardening tips, 18 Wheelers & ATV's.  You didn't think they'd forget to B***H @ nauseam about Kids these days and how about those lazy millennials?                                + Other Misc Info

BE BLESSED + BUTT DO NOT FORGET TO ENJOY THE SHOW!  

Happy Motor-boating 

----------------B800 Company staff A.K.A Luke (Virgil's blood relation) 

OK, then... Have an A1 day!