Babble of the Exes

Boy oh boy it’s getting heated on this one! The babble boys go off the rails with an ASMR intro and before you know it they’re into giving a loving listener advice on body image issues. Who do these boys think they are?? They don’t stop there and before you know they are in a full on fight about instagays and gay dating. Why do they go down this road?! Have these sweeties not learned their lesson?!! In this week’s pop tv recap, they’re talking the season premiere of Big Little Lies, The Bachelorette, Pose and the Jonas Brother’s documentary. It wouldn’t be complete without getting into RHOBH in Provence and RHONY in Miami cause when you travel the world you can speak in any accent you want. ;)

The boys are disputing the rules of toilet seats this week and settling the debate on fanny packs once and for all. Their tops of the week include a “Mexicoma” brunch with the girls and their bottom - the movie The Hustle. They just love bonding over shared hate don’t they?! The boys go deep on “Gay June” and some of their favorite memories from pride while Antonio spontaneously breaks through and discovers why he speaks with his signature deep voice to bros. It all culminates in this week’s treasured pop culture recap of the Bachelorette and that testosterone induced rugby game, RHOBH with a double shot of Brandi Glanville and RHONY caught between an ex and a hard place with Ramona. If anyone knows ex drama it’s these boys!

It’s Louis’s Birthday and the boys celebrate by buying him a dildo glove!  Tune in to find out whether or not he used it and take a journey into their collectively favorited sex toys. This week the boys go to Betty Who, Pink and celebrate the launch of a feature article in their highly anticipated debut in W42St magazine. They’re talking all things pride and covering the bases when it comes to what to do and not do during pride month.  In this week’s pop recap, it’s time to go deep on Russian Doll, The Bachelorette, the “Farrah-Ween” episode of RHOBH and the off the rails Miami trip that these glorious RHONY women go on. The party never stops with these ladies!

The boys are edging you to completion this week…leaving you wanting even more! This week’s roller coaster ride includes a trip through a night of dancing debauchery, a new job, a discussion about everything they need from the new Britney, speed bumps on a man’s crotch and even Howard Stern. You really never know with these boys! On this week’s show recap, it’s a deep discussion on all the Rupaul’s Drag Race tea, their new favorite show Dead To Me, the comic genius that is Sonja Morgan on RHONY and the Erika Jayne performance heard or not heard round the world on RHOBH. Did you finish? ;)

The boys are back from a week of sun and bliss and they have some stories to share! Joined in studio by their dearest and loving friend Sam from Ep 5, the boys take you on their Mexico journey filled will new friendships, margaritas, bisexuals and happy endings! Fresh off the heels of the Met Gala, the boys take a dive into the most tragic and uplifting fashion from this truly treasured red carpet. Was Gaga a bust? Did Katy Perry slay? Doubt it. On this week’s RHOBH, the girls go glamping and also discuss happy endings, oh dear. Meanwhile, RHONY offers us the most cringeworthy and truly awkward of all charity event speeches. God we love these ladies!

The boys are giving you one last ep before they hop on their flight to Mexico. Find out what they’re packing for the trip, what essentials are a must to bring along and just exactly what the sleeping arrangements will be, oh dear. The boys go deep on the Billboard awards and the very little they know about today’s artists. They’re too old for this! On this week’s pop recap, they’re talking "Bonding," the end of the LVP/Dorit friendship on RHOBH and the sloppy Big Apple Circus on RHONY. A hot mess express!

Guys...just when you thought the boys couldn’t get any more raw they share the most personal of stories. They’re talking Chlamydia and Gonorrhea and Herpes oh my! They’re dragging Madonna’s new single and waiting with baited breath for Taylor’s new single, ME! On this week’s pop recap, the boys are living for the Netflix show "Special." For RHOBH, Kyle and PK are fighting over ‘British humour’ and on RHONY the boys are doing impersonations of Bethenny. Why does Ramona need to call out wrap dresses on Barbara? Rude!

The boys are celebrating Anthony’s birthday and it’s an episode full of tops! From The Cher Show to a new tattoo to an anal swab at the doctor’s office, the stories never disappoint.  In this week’s hot topics, the boys are going deep on Wendy Williams’ marital split which didn’t catch anyone by surprise and Kim Kardashian studying to be a lawyer, who knew we would ever get here! Another ‘Dear Babble Boys’ segment leads to tips on getting your hole ready for butt sex and figuring out when the right time to bring up monogamy is when you’re dating someone. This week’s RHOBH is a supreme snub featuring Camille’s outburst at dinner leaving everyone annoyed quite frankly and on RHONY, the boys can’t stop drooling over Bethenny’s apartment. More please!

Just when you thought the boys couldn’t possibly have any more tops…they’re back! A riveting conversation about their showering habits leads to deep talk about the 3 centers of intelligence and Chelsea Handler’s new book. The boys cover this week’s hot topics: the Lori Laughlin college scandal, Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod cheating accusations and a black hole. All this and they still manage to partake in some solicited advice in a new ‘Dear Babble boys’ segment. In this week’s TV recap, it’s time to get real with RHONY in the Berkshires and that quarter of a million dollar fish room that the boys would feel privileged to stay in and the mean girl comments about LVP’s receding gum line on RHOBH. You just can’t make this up sweeties!

The boys hit a milestone this week! Louis and Anthony are finally talking about who they’re dating and the tea is piping hot. They have strong opinions on the movie "Us" and the first gay nominee for the presidency. On this week’s RHOBH and RHONY recap, the boys go deep on the fight we’ve all been waiting for between Kyle, Lisa and Ken and we’re back in the Berkshires for Halloween. They better not stick us in the fish room!