BABY PARTY

Piss dreams, dead malls, and another pretend high-class pamper service coming to the petite bourgeoisie near you!

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https://fortune.com/2024/08/03/bark-air-flight-experience-photos-video/

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David has a few THOUGHTS, we do some silly shorty articles, and have a great and awesome time.

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https://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/

https://www.politico.eu/article/albania-apppoints-worlds-first-virtual-minister-edi-rama-diella/

https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/trending/trademark-tussle-starbucks-served-a-sip-of-defeat-by-pakistans-sattarbuksh/

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/the-american-dream-now-costs-5-million-heres-a-breakdown/ar-AA1MZHGH

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/technology/san-francisco-robot-fight.html

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnkoetsier/2025/05/31/watch-the-worlds-first-humanoid-robot-kickboxing-match/?ss=ai

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Before it disappears from the news cycle entirely we wanted to give the recently released Jeffrey Epstein birthday book a proper treatment here on the pod. David took the major psychological L of combing over all 238 pages of the bday book, so you don't have to. This week's episode is a little more dry than usual, but we wanted to give our listeners a proper, straightforward presentation of what the hell is in this extremely weird book, since most of what is already out there is reaction-style youtube slop.

Also, you're getting this a day early... just cuz.

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Snippets from the book that we discuss during the episode.

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You think the tariffs are bad? Well, trust us, they are even worse than you imagined. We live in an As-Seen-On-TV, Cutco, MLM, scam ass country.

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We take a freejazz type approach to pushing back on even more anti-New Jersey propaganda. Save the Herons, respect The Garden State.

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https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2025/08/meadowlands-conservation/683933/

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David made a new friend at the barbershop. We read an article about how J.P. Morgan is gonna make a really cool big office building thingy that doesn't resemble a prison at all. Midnight snacks anyone???? We get mad and rant a lot. The powers that be want to turn you into into goo for profit.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-jamie-dimon-new-headquarters-building-message-work-as-life-2025-8

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Expanding on last week's episode, we dive deeper into the myriad ways the current AI boom is already negatively impacting individuals, communities, and environments across the nation. Your mind isn't good enough, this AI wave is also coming for your energy, water, air, and land.

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What do you get when you mix big tech business development, corrupt politicians, and monopolized private interest essential utilities? No need to guess, as it will most likely be coming soon to a municipality near you! Christian gives us the low-down on the super cool, super awesome new way that average New Jerseyans are getting their heads squeezed.

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https://www.nj.com/news/2025/03/electric-bills-are-going-up-about-20-this-summer-heres-how-you-can-prepare.html

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We figured now would be a great time to educate people on exactly what Blackstone is, and why it is deserving of your fear, hate, and disgust. This has nothing to do with anything in the news, in fact I don't know why I'm even typing this because I don't know what even could be in the news. We don't follow the news. What is 'the news'?

Trust me, you WILL want to hear Pt.2.

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Christian walks us through discovering for himself just how pimped out his digital fingerprint (and most likely all of ours) is. We read about an extremely "fun" news story that maybe involves leaky brain goo.

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