BAC

In this one Bunch and Loki pretend to be priests to try and find evidence that a church stole flowers from a magic forest.  An old friend returns!

This week's cocktail is a Savoy Corpse Reviver

-1 part Brandy, 1 part White Creme-de-Menthe, 1 part Fernet

-shake and strain equal parts into a martini glass, enjoy while hungover.

Bunch and Loki pay a visit to the White Holy Order! Bunch makes some robes, Loki finds out a secret everyone already knew about his bird. 

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Today's drink is Bunch's Brunch Mimosa!  We used pomegranate juice and champagne, but you can add any juice you'd like (or add some vodka).  Go wild!

Bunch and Loki get into a special (werewolfy) brand of trouble in our FIRST EVER Holiday Special! 

-Dark Beer (a stout)

-Irish Cream

-Whiskey

-1 pint glass, 2 shot glasses

Fill the pint glass halfway up with beer. Pour a shot of whiskey and a shot of irish cream and wedge the shot glasses at the top of the pint glass (the whiskey shot should be higher up).  When it's time to drink, pull the whiskey shot out and drink it quick, then quickly drink the irish cream/beer (it'll curdle fast if you arent quick!).  Enjoy, and be careful not to break your teeth!

The plot thickens as Bunch and Loki delve deeper into the mystery of the stolen flowers.  Will they be able to solve it, or will they kill senselessly for no reason?  Only time will tell!

No drink this episode, but feel free to check out this silly new game Tyler made called The Idols of March which you can find here!

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So a bad thing happened and we lost the first episode of our new arc.  Whoops!  Luckily Tyler, along with some special guests (with really similar voices), are here to go over what happened.  We'll back next week with a regular episode, so don't you fret!

Our heroes go home to relax and recuperate, but how long will their rest last?  It's our first ever Sobriety Hour!

-Pick your favorite spirit (you'll need about 2oz of it)

-Lime (fresh and juice)

-Ginger Beer

Muddle the citrus, add the booze, and fill with ice and ginger beer.  Enjoy this refreshing drink that DOES NOT require a copper mug.  

New arc starts next week, see you then!

Bunch and Loki just had their first fight, but they can't rest just yet!  Join us for the conclusion of our first arc!

-2oz Earl Grey Infused Bourbon

-1 Tablespoon Honey

-.5oz Lemon Juice

Heat some water in a kettle.  Put the ingredients in a mug, stir, and enjoy!  Great for a sore throat or after a battle in the woods.

Loki and Bunch, deep in the East Wood, have done what they do best: start a party!  But something sinister is happening, and Hark wants to check it out.  Find out what happens next!

-2oz Gin

-.5oz lemon juice

-.5 rosemary simple syrup

-soda water

Build ingredients in rocks glass with ice, fill with soda water.  This drink uses rosemary simple syrup, but you can substitute with any flavored syrup, as long as you make it and as long as it's fresh!

The race is on!  Bunch and Loki enter the mystical East Wood with their new companions, but will it be an easy road to victory?  Of course not!  Find out why in this episode of Bard Alcohol Content!

This episode's cocktail: The Cardini

-2 oz Vodka

-.25 oz Lime Juice, .25 oz Cranberry Juice

-1 Can of Lychees (in syrup)

Put ingredients (plus 1 lychee and 1.5oz of lychee juice) into cocktail shaker with ice.  Shake and pour into a martini glass (or whatever adventuring cup you may have). Drop whole lychee in for garnish.  Enjoy!

Things go from crazy to worse-crazy in our second episode of BAC!  Bunch goes for a piggyback ride. Loki learns to use sloth hands. They both make some new friends.

This episode's cocktail: the Dream-tini

-2oz Gin or Vodka (any type, as long as it's expensive)

-.5oz Elderflower

-.5oz Dry Vermouth (optional)

-Food-Grade Glitter (a little dab'll do ya)

Put ingredients into cocktail shaker.  Shake well, pour into your tallest, most expensive crystal martini glass. lemon twist for garnish.