In which Doctor Who has a surprisingly dark Christmas, Torchwood gets good, and goofs are had by all.

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2007 Children In Need Special: “Time Crash” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Crash_(TV_story)"

“Time Crash” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/CIN2007.htm

2007 Christmas Special: “Voyage of the Damned” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Voyage_of_the_Damned_(TV_story)

“Voyage of the Damned” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-0.htm

Torchwood S2E1: “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Kiss_Kiss%2C_Bang_Bang_(TV_story)

“Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/201.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which we discuss a finale with a lot of ups and downs, find John Simm to be surprisingly overhated, and prepare for Jesus Doctor Liftoff.

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S3E11: “Utopia” on TARDIS Data Core:https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Utopia_(TV_story)

S3E12: “The Sound of Drums” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sound_of_Drums_(TV_story)

S3E13: “Last of the Time Lords” on the TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Last_of_the_Time_Lords_(TV_story)

“Utopia” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-11.htm

“The Sound of Drums” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-12.htm

“Last of the Time Lords” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-13.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

NOTE FROM GEOFF: Avery was having some more internet problems this week and, as such, the quality of vaer audio is somewhat spotty. Sorry about that.

It's Blink, what really more needs to be said? Moffat dropped a banger.

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S3E10: “Blink” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Blink_(TV_story)

“Blink” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-10.htm

Torchwood S1E12: “Captain Jack Harkness” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Captain_Jack_Harkness_(TV_story)

Torchwood S1E13: “End of Days” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/End_of_Days_(TV_story)

“Captain Jack Harkness” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/112.htm

“End of Days” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/113.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

NOTE FROM GEOFF: Avery was having some internet problems this week and, as such, the quality of vaer audio is somewhat spotty. Sorry about that.

In which this episode is so absolutely fantastic that we gush about it for over an hour straight.

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S3E8: “Human Nature" on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Human_Nature_(TV_story)

S3E9: “The Family of Blood” on Tardis Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Family_of_Blood_(TV_story)

Virgin New Adventures 38: Human Nature on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Human_Nature_(novel)

“Human Nature” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-8.htm

“The Family of Blood” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-9.htm

Torchwood S1E11: “Combat” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Combat_(TV_story)

“Combat” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/111.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which Chris Chibnall is surprisingly not mediocre, and Torchwood continues a winning streak.

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S3E7: “42" on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/42_(TV_story)

“42” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-7.htm

Torchwood S1E10: “Out of Time” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Out_of_Time_(TV_story)

“Out of Time” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/110.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which we discuss episodes that weren’t as bad as we thought, and find the hidden gem of Torchwood Series 1.

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S3E6: “The Lazarus Experiment” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lazarus_Experiment_(TV_story)

“The Lazarus Experiment” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-6.htm

Torchwood S1E9: “Random Shoes” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Random_Shoes_(TV_story)

“Random Shoes” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/109.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which we discuss something completely different.

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The TV movie on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_(TV_story)

“Doctor Who” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/8Doctor/movie.htm

Promotional poster: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721126546680578149/731672411736375326/Doctor_Who_1996_poster.png

Eight’s later costume: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721126546680578149/731676228251287592/iu.png

Baked eight: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720353833582329960/731579667705757706/Screen_Shot_2020-07-11_at_2.36.06_PM.png

Opening theme arranged by David Arnold

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which we discuss bad New York accents, a highly underrated two parter, and penis man.

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S3E4: “Daleks in Manhattan” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Daleks_in_Manhattan_(TV_story)

“Daleks In Manhattan” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-4.htm

S3E5: “Evolution of the Daleks” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Evolution_of_the_Daleks_(TV_story)

“Evolution of the Daleks” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-5.htm

Torchwood S1E8: “They Keep Killing Suzie” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/They_Keep_Killing_Suzie_(TV_story)

“They Keep Killing Suzie” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/108.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which we discuss an unorthodox adventure, appreciate some excellent character design, and discuss a pretty great Torchwood episode.

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S3 Animated Episode: “The Infinite Quest” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Infinite_Quest_(TV_story)

“The Infinite Quest” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-14.htm

“The Daleks Master Plan” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Daleks%27_Master_Plan_(TV_story)

Torchwood S1E7: “Greeks Bearing Gifts” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Greeks_Bearing_Gifts_(TV_story)

“Greeks Bearing Gifts” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/107.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which RTD saves us after last week’s disappointment, we gush about worldbuilding, Torchwood gets DARK, and history is made on the air.

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S3E3: “Gridlock” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Gridlock_(TV_story)

“Gridlock” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/29-3.htm

GLINNER IS SUSPENDED: https://twitter.com/comradevenustas/status/1276683064765288448?s=20

Torchwood S1E6: “Countrycide” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Countrycide_(TV_story)

“Countrycide” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/106.htm

Opening theme arranged and performed by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html