In which this episode sucks so much that we can only talk about it for thirty minutes.

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S5E2: “Victory of the Daleks” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Victory_of_the_Daleks_(TV_story)

“Victory of the Daleks” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/31-3.htm

Opening theme arranged by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which Amy travels to the future for the first time, Moffat is weirdly RTD based, and IT’S OUR FIFTIETH EPISODE WHEEEEE.

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S5E2: “The Beast Below” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beast_Below_(TV_story)

“The Beast Below” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/31-2.htm

Opening theme arranged by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which we return with a brand spanking new theme arrangement, Moffat takes the lead, and we can’t help but notice the innocuous beginnings of Moffat Tropes.

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S5E1: “The Eleventh Hour” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Eleventh_Hour_(TV_story)

“The Eleventh Hour” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/31-1.htm

Opening theme arranged by Geoff Norman-Anderson

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which Skyler’s roof is being worked on during recording, we all ferociously defend the last 20 minutes of this story, and the based king himself RTD bows out in our last episode of the year.

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2009 Christmas Special/2010 New Years Special: “The End of Time” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_End_of_Time_(TV_story)

“The End of Time Part 1” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-17.htm

“The End of Time Part 2” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-18.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which five episodes are discussed, a certain Scottish actor makes yet another early appearance, and RTD writes the best thing we have ever seen him write.

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Torchwood S3E1: “Children Of Earth: Day One” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Children_of_Earth:_Day_One_(TV_story)

“CoE: Day One” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/301.htm

Torchwood S3E2: “Children Of Earth: Day Two” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Children_of_Earth:_Day_Two_(TV_story)

“CoE: Day Two” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/302.htm

Torchwood S3E3: “Children Of Earth: Day Three” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Children_of_Earth:_Day_Three_(TV_story)

“CoE: Day Three” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/303.htm

Torchwood S3E4: “Children Of Earth: Day Four” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Children_of_Earth:_Day_Four_(TV_story)

“CoE: Day Four” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/304.htm

Torchwood S3E5: “Children Of Earth: Day Five” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Children_of_Earth:_Day_Five_(TV_story)

“CoE: Day Five” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/305.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which RTD comes back with a vengeance, writing is gushed over, time imperialism is discussed, and we have our first guest star.

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Emma: https://twitter.com/hasrock36

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2009 Autumn Special: “The Waters of Mars” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Waters_of_Mars_(TV_story)

“The Waters of Mars” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-16.htm

“Time Lord Victorious” (a mistake) on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Lord_Victorious_(series)

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which RTD ever so slightly runs out of steam, jank animation is discussed, and Celeste fully embraces Homestuck.

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2009 Easter Special: “Planet of the Dead” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Planet_of_the_Dead_(TV_story)\

“Planet of the Dead” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-15.htm

2009 Animated Special: “Dreamland” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Dreamland_(TV_story)

“Dreamland” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/Dreamland.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which Doctorbaiting is discussed, RTD writes yet another TERF villain, and we’re all surprised by the quality of this episode.

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2008 Christmas Special: “The Next Doctor” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Next_Doctor_(TV_story)

“The Next Doctor” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-14.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which Series 4 dives off a cliff, there is unacceptable levels of simping, and Geoff rants for 20 minutes about botched companion farewells.

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S4E12: “The Stolen Earth” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Stolen_Earth_(TV_story)

“The Stolen Earth” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-12.htm

S4E13: “Journey’s End” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Journey%27s_End_(TV_story)

“Journey’s End” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-13.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html

In which RTD’s win streak continues, we discuss the darkest Who episode yet, and bid adieu to our Torchwood segment (for now).

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S4E11: “Turn Left” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Turn_Left_(TV_story)

“Turn Left” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-11.htm

Torchwood S2E12: “Fragments” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Fragments_(TV_story)

“Fragments” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/212.htm

Torchwood S2E13: “Exit Wounds” on TARDIS Data Core: https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Exit_Wounds_(TV_story)

“Exit Wounds” transcript: http://www.chakoteya.net/Torchwood/213.htm

Closing theme is "Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard.com/polygondwanaland/index.html