By Clare
The podcast currently has 35 episodes available.
First and foremost, it needs to be known that this week's guest ABBIE WESSELS specifically requested MOVE BITCH as her intro song because she said it was her motorcycle theme song, and reminded her of Clare in highschool, so you’re welcome for that little bit of insight into both of these women. Actually, that’s going to be the whole preview, because that’s all you should need to know to fall madly in love with and want to hear everything Abbie has to say about running, cycling, overcoming EDs, and crashing her motorcycle. Sit back, grab a rich person to snack on, and enjoy the episode, bitches!
CW Suicidal Ideation and Disordered Eating
Who doesn’t like starting their morning by chatting with a porn star? Truly a blessing! Join Clare and hiker/nature-slut MEG as they discuss public nudity, sex machines, and traveling to foreign countries without much of a plan! Clare also gives a depressing overview on how her life is going, and then an uplifting overview on the Navajo Nation’s vaccine rollout! Grab a rich person, get out your vibrator, and enjoy the episode, bitches!
Megan Thee Stallion, Galileo, Clare Olson… FEBRUARY 15TH IS FOR THE HOTTIES! To celebrate Clare’s 27 years of life, Clare sits down with past guest and bad-day connaisseur, ELLA, to detail Clare’s 27 worst days in the mountains. The women cover bloody noses, eating disorders, saving tech bros in the Sierra, sledding as a full contact sport, Men Who Surface Poop, and definitively rank Ella’s brothers! Come for the bad times, stay becasue you’re stockholm syndromed! Grab a rich person, juice them, pour the juice into a champaign flute, and enjoy the episode, bitches!
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Clare takes a break from listening to Driver’s License on repeat and watching Fairy Teen Dramas to interview the absolutely lovely REBECCA: hiker, mama, and elections professional! Given the past months (alright, years) we’ve been having, an extended conversation about the logistics and safety precautions put in place to protect our right to vote was extremely soothing as well as informative (don't worry the title is, while technically accurate, most definitely clickbait). Grab a rich person to snack on, register your ass to vote, and enjoy the episode!
Liking what you’re hearing? Then don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you get podcasts, and come join the squad on Patreon! You can get bonus episodes, happy yoga sessions, and also warm fuzzy feelings that you’re helping support the guests that come on this show! WOW DOT GOV sounds pretty great!
Wow, have you ever wanted a FREE 2000 century Buick? Then does Clare have a hook up for you--this week’s guest, DANIELLE! The girls reminisce about sharing a terrible, one person tent during a thunderstorm, discuss how dope rocks are (very dope), and attempt to figure out WHO GREGOR IS (why does he have a calendar named after him?!). When you’re done contemplating Gregor, google porcupine caribou and continue to advocate for blocking oil bids in the arctic wildlife refuge! Clare shares some tentatively hopeful news this week regarding this topic, but there is still a lot of work to be done to ensure protection! So sit back, grab a rich person to snack on, and enjoy!
Liking what you’re hearing? Then don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you get podcasts, and come join the squad on Patreon! You can get bonus episodes, happy yoga sessions, and also warm fuzzy feelings that you’re helping support the guests that come on this show! WOW DOT GOV sounds pretty great!
Did you start your morning looking at porn? Sara did (and Clare always does…)! If not, it’s never too late, but if you’re in the mood for some ear porn, welcome in the New Year listening to Clare and Sara talk about IG and FBs toxic new updates meant to police sex workers, holding influencers accountabile, and how to be a badass rambler through chronic pain and fatigue. Start 2021 off with a bang! Sit back, grab a rich person to snack on, and enjoy!
Liking what you’re hearing? Then don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you get podcasts, and come join the squad on Patreon! You can get bonus episodes, happy yoga sessions, and also warm fuzzy feelings that you’re helping support the guests that come on this show! WOW DOT GOV sounds pretty great!
Can someone tell Seattle that it is almost the SOLSTICE and we are in need of some SNOW up in this bitch (aware all the PNW natives out there will strongly disagree)?! While Clare begs for snow to no avail, the COVID vaccine that we’ve all been begging for seems to be on the horizon! In honor of this, Clare sits down with travel nurse and hiker, ALEX “BLUE” LOWING, to talk about her insider’s view on the pandemic, and what it’s like to fall in love during quarantine (to someone in Ohio--Alex’s only fault). Sit back, grab a rich person to snack on, and enjoy!
Liking what you’re hearing? Then don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you get podcasts, and come join the squad on Patreon! You can get bonus episodes, happy yoga sessions, and also warm fuzzy feelings that you’re helping support the guests that come on this show! WOW DOT GOV sounds pretty great!
Happy December! Were you hoping for a lighthearted and cheery Christmas bop? WELL you are not in luck, but from her extremely biased position as host and producer, Clare thinks you’re going to like this even more. In honor of Clare’s divorce being finalized on November 30th (on the lunar eclipse of the Beaver moon in Gemini, no less, for all you woo-woos out there), Clare sits down with the internet’s favorite traveling/writing/hiking business woman, Nicole Antoinette! The women talk about not putting off enjoying your present life for the promise of future plans, making hard--but simple, choices--and why getting married might not actually help with your taxes. Happy listening bitches! Xoxo
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Clare and Morgan want you to stop telling them how to feel--they will have whatever kind of days in the mountains that they damn well please! The girls crack open a bottle of wine and discuss their dream ski season, their complicated relationship with running, and of course BEARS (slide into my DMs if you want to hear Clare's unwell, woo-woo theory for why she is suddenly able to manifest bears at the drop of a hat).
The girls also take some time to get real about the struggles of mental illness and suicidal ideation, which Clare also covers in more detail during the news item (CW: suicidal ideation). Buckle up, bitches! Love you, mean it.
It’s almost Halloween! What are you spooky bitches going as? Clare is going to be a fake ballot box put out by the GOP because voter suppression is fucking SCARY. Speaking of scary, it is terrifying how much time Clare spent researching public transit (instead of doing her coursework) for this intro....
What is NOT scary is this episode’s guest! Chelsea is funny, smart, kind, ALL of the adjectives. The women talk about postpartum journeys, being decidedly average in the backcountry and LOVING it, and how curly hair is ~actually~ the prettiest. Listen anywhere you get podcasts! Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Xoxo.
Chelsea's IG: @she_colorsnature
Chelsea's website: https://shecolorsnature.wpcomstaging.com/
The podcast currently has 35 episodes available.