Background Noise

- Canadian authors / awful recommenders

- Patton Oswalt wins twitter with deleted tweets

- Mexican cops CANNOT do the Extra Sneaky Castro or the Satchmo

- We talk about having sex with robots for a while

- Axe murdering bachelor looking for love

- Spotify got owned

- Mario Game Over

- Sterling and Taylor Swift have negrophobia

- Other phobias vs just being scared

- Kissy groper goes on a rampage

- Man eats a placenta taco and placenta smoothie

- Big dicks prior to Arbor Day

- Hot incinerator burn baby!

- Colin is in studio to talk with us!

- Avril Lavigne - Hello Shitty

- Derrek makes a couple rap songs using the AutoRap app

- We watch Devin play a "drowning simulator" and it is creepy

- Colin brought in a script he and Derrek wrote 10+ years ago

- Dickless rapper has nothin' to F with

- Hollywood is full of creepy pedophiles

- Great adult fanfiction

- Lee-Anne talks about being a phone sex operator

- A reaction vs a response

- Ultimate Warrior / dealing with death

- Yeahhhh Jackieeee!! Jackie Chan's birthday

- Dev what is Heartbleed? and changing passwords

- Compromised accounts we have had

- Agents of SHIELD tying in with Winter Soldier and Thor

- Jesus is the best guy ever

- Twitter would notice first if Derrek died

- James Franco tries to have sex with a young fan

- Darth Vader should run Ukraine FOR SURE

- The Internet is full of knuckleheadz

- Colbert's rapport with Asians

- Brain Games and silly things we do

- We are dedicated, but not ambitious!

- Luke is having a baby

- Devin has a surreal birthday weekend

- Derrek eats burgers all day

- Penile recognition technology

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer!!

- Mega hater Fred Phelps is dead

- Khaki-clad men march for white pride

- Being scared of equality

- PVP gaming bar in Halifax

- Gaming talk: Stick of Truth, Diablo 3, Saints Row IV

- Goldeneye, Timesplitters and Perfect Dark

- Voice actors and bull rays

- Cosmos and the Moaning of Life

- The Abortion Guy and burger brawls

- The viral kissing video mwah mwah mwah!

- Banning the word "bossy"

- Smiling for Floyd

- The corpses on Mt. Everest

- Bill Burr scared Halifax and went skating

- Parents did Nazi the red flags

- Psychopaths vs Sociopaths

- Sociopath jobs

- Evil RELIGION!!!!

- Computer abbreviations are tough