We talk about Piper’s retirement, the rise and (ouch) fall of Funny Dick, a shitty week of parenting, FeEeeElings, PORN and Monica’s wild OCD comeback.

Monica is literally a completely different person now, we talk REAL self care tips for the not so neurotypical, forming healthy bonds, and yeah this shit gets pretty deep, deal with it.

We talk Halloween parties, Munchhausen by proxy and stripper flexing!

This week, we’re joined by local stand-up comedian Joey Johnson to discuss Monica getting inappropriately body slammed at a Knocked Loose concert, Maci retiring from sex work, discuss how mental illness affects relationships, and a bunch of other shit.

We’re talked over constantly by local stand-up comedian Joey Johnson to discuss Monica getting inappropriately body slammed at a Knocked Loose concert, Maci retiring from sex work, discuss how mental illness affects relationships, and honestly this is just a really long episode that isn’t very good.

Monica and Maci drink too much, Maci discusses the first time she was physically abused, another innocent black person was killed by a white police officer, and it’s okay to be interested in serial killers as long as you don’t like them.

The producer gets FIRED, both girls went to a metal show, Monica gets back on Tinder and Maci prepares Monica for a paid date. The Patreon will be up eventually, please stay tuned lol

CW: infant loss In this lil shorty episode, Monica is sad cause she dumped her boyfriend again, Maci realizes she’s burnt out from sex work, Monica sheds light on the #JusticeForAsa situation unfolding in Georgia and then they discuss the real life version of the movie The Orphan in all its wonderful ridiculousness.

Monica’s phobia (and patience) is tested, Maci witnesses an attack in Dallas, and they discuss the Botham Jean case. Produced by Slightly A Wreck

Sex clubs! A scary story about a pimp! Why full service sex work shouldn’t be illegal! Both of us cry! Childhood traumas! And we talk about our moms! CW: sexual assault