This soup-smackin' show cuts deep with our best advice yet and includes the pilfering of panties, how to jam your friends junk, and why Stacy's mom was definitely traipsing!

We help a listener compose a breakup text, another deal with his wife's sudden love of hypnotism, and share with each other who our actual celebrity look-a-likes are

Cousin Mike joins us this week!

Alternative Episode Titles: Cock ring craziness, Soaking in Missionary, Amish oil change, Burt was a Pyro, Just shove it in, Lead with your porn tastes, Forcible ass eating

We talk 90's conspiracy theories, deadly maraschino cherry's, and the types of accountants the other accountants worship 

We help Katy with a parenting challenge, name a newborn baby girl, figure out who our celebrity doppelgängers are, and learn how sex can actually be a viable philanthropic endeavor (according to Burt)

Another marriage saved, Troll V. Troll, dic pic gone horribly wrong, and how long is long enough to mourn - all on this electric episode!

Taking an organized crime approach to getting out of chores, how to deal with the neighborhood moms who aren't MILFs like you, and a request of the wise dudes