This listener mail story introduces us to Arthur and his cat daddy…in a restaurant. Cat got our tongue? NO - we have plenty to say about this one and bet your nine lives, you will too!

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Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who refers to you as "the ugly one" or have a date with a person who gives you a wedgie.

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Just when you think a bad date is universal in any language, this week's guest, Amanda, teaches us how to sign it! Then she explains how sign language helped her dodge a stalky Bobby on campus. We'll even squeeze in a quick trip to the beach and camp before summer ends in this one!

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Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a guy who bails on dates that he does not find attractive, or have a date with a dog hater?

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This week might have you spitting out bad coffee while we laugh about back pew hiccups and hospital breakups. Get your guyliner ready for a wild ride through Part 2 of Margaret's bad dates!

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Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date in a graveyard or date a guy who removed his teeth on the first date?

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From the Wall of Solitude to the Ft. Lauderdale yacht show, Alex manages to escape some pretty dicey situations on this week's episode … including a one-way ticket to Miami.

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Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather date your cousin or someone who prevents you from eating good food!

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Are you pro or anti-smoothie? This episode may help you decide! Let's speed date through a game night that turns ugly to losing a TexMex battle at Target!

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We are excited to bring you bonus content from Tyann Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast. After the infamous Cheddars incident, Tyann felt compelled to create a list of 7 rules to abide by when dating. Listen in as she shares the list!

After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com!

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