When your Valentine date highlights are bad bisque and a befuddled baby, maybe it’s a sign. A bright red sign flashing “Over it”.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When a bad date shifts from ‘is there potential with this guy’ to ‘I’m too intrigued by this guy’s bizarre behavior to leave’, you know you’re in for a good story … or FIVE!  

And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

How long do you watch your ghost drinking in the next room with buddies before closing out…on his tab?  If you’ve ever been stabbed by that “left at the dance” knife, this episode will hit home!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If he’s just “Friend Zoned” you, does he get to choose what you watch that night? One of many things that’ll make you go hmmm as you listen to Lauren’s bad dairy date. 

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When you’re over the dating apps and end up meeting your dates at gas stations and garage sales, what could possibly go wrong??

And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Ever wanted to crawl under the table at a restaurant? Compare your experience to this udderly hilarious tale from a Houston listener with a mooving conclusion.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If you aren’t yelling for some of these bad dates to walk the plank, you aren’t paying attention. From Oz to the chocolate factory to a beguiling buccaneer, you’ll be ‘hooked’ listening to Avery’s adventures! 

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Gym fails, bad splits and Easter flashes.  It's "Wardrobes Gone Wild!" on this first episode of Speed Dating.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Shoeless wonders, car ride shenanigans, and dam revivals. At least one of Aisha’s first date stories will leave you speechless - or singing the Oompa Loompa song.

And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Listen this week to hear three friends share bad date stories from West Texas with long-winded geology lessons, odd Gemini obsessions and crazy Escalade text confessions.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!