Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who takes notes on your date, or a person that ... nevermind, we are not spoiling this one, you will just have to listen!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

What an educational episode with Rosalie! New vocab (hatfishing!), tips on accurate measurements (hint - rounding up is bad) and pre-date Facetime requirements. Your face will hurt from laughing at this one.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who is turned on by blood, or someone who may invite you to join a pyramid scheme?

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Is it possible that Kelly can top tetherballs? Oh, just you wait. Ice-T and Will Farrell make special appearances…you will want to 'hang' in there for the big finale!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who pretends to forget his wallet, or saves a chicken wing in their pocket for later?

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This listener mail story introduces us to Arthur and his cat daddy…in a restaurant. Cat got our tongue? NO - we have plenty to say about this one and bet your nine lives, you will too!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a person who refers to you as "the ugly one" or have a date with a person who gives you a wedgie.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Just when you think a bad date is universal in any language, this week's guest, Amanda, teaches us how to sign it! Then she explains how sign language helped her dodge a stalky Bobby on campus. We'll even squeeze in a quick trip to the beach and camp before summer ends in this one!

And remember .. it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette! Would you rather have a date with a guy who bails on dates that he does not find attractive, or have a date with a dog hater?

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week might have you spitting out bad coffee while we laugh about back pew hiccups and hospital breakups. Get your guyliner ready for a wild ride through Part 2 of Margaret's bad dates!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!