Bad Date Podcast

Join us this week as Nelson shares bad date stories from 'behind the bar' from the unique lens of a cabana boy party host! He keeps us laughing from Scottsdale to Charleston and even takes us behind the scenes of Shark Tank where his company Cabana Boys Events was featured in an episode this year!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

The only thing worse than choking is when it happens on a date and ends with a ruined outfit! On the other hand, if your outfit is wasted on the wrong person in a theater for two, maybe a chip down the windpipe doesn't look so bad.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Haley brings us our first multi-chapter bad date with a Bobby who literally calls his own red flags! Park abandonment, liquor store robbery and false imprisonment … and that's just 30 minutes into the date! This one is a must-hear!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Should we really need to do a PSA about not willingly walking into a shed with a new date...that he LIVES in? Your turn to decide whether you're sitting on a crate or realizing your PARENT is a bad date!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

In the words of Charlotte, that must have been 'Some Pig' when an ingredient oversight meant the date was over before the drinks were even delivered. Let's swine and dine through this week's episode!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's blade up and skate through some bad dates with Caroline! If you've ever felt like a walking traffic cone, you will definitely identify with this week's episode. Caution - you may feel the unexpected urge to grab a pole by the end of it.

And remember, it's not me ... it's YOU!

How an awkward trip to the bathroom turned into a full-on vanishing act when the date quietly abandoned ship. Also, there's a shoe in the toilet.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Dating may seem hard today but is someone throwing an apple at you to say let's go out? Or sniffing you to flirt? Let's take a beat to appreciate the evolved dating rituals of today since our AI assistants are likely to do away with them in the not-so-distant future!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We learn a couple of important dating rules this week - 1) unless your date is a dog, don't rub their belly on the first date; 2) if your date is known to cast spells, don't leave your drink unattended. Listen and learn!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Get ready for James to take us on a wild trip to the casino that'll block your sinuses and wear out your ATM card!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!