Should we really need to do a PSA about not willingly walking into a shed with a new date...that he LIVES in? Your turn to decide whether you're sitting on a crate or realizing your PARENT is a bad date!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

In the words of Charlotte, that must have been 'Some Pig' when an ingredient oversight meant the date was over before the drinks were even delivered. Let's swine and dine through this week's episode!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's blade up and skate through some bad dates with Caroline! If you've ever felt like a walking traffic cone, you will definitely identify with this week's episode. Caution - you may feel the unexpected urge to grab a pole by the end of it.

And remember, it's not me ... it's YOU!

How an awkward trip to the bathroom turned into a full-on vanishing act when the date quietly abandoned ship. Also, there's a shoe in the toilet.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Dating may seem hard today but is someone throwing an apple at you to say let's go out? Or sniffing you to flirt? Let's take a beat to appreciate the evolved dating rituals of today since our AI assistants are likely to do away with them in the not-so-distant future!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We learn a couple of important dating rules this week - 1) unless your date is a dog, don't rub their belly on the first date; 2) if your date is known to cast spells, don't leave your drink unattended. Listen and learn!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Get ready for James to take us on a wild trip to the casino that'll block your sinuses and wear out your ATM card!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week we bring you a true bad date roulette dilemma - will you nod empathetically for hours over his loss (body part, pet, etc.) or become an accomplice to a potential murder?? Listen now and make your decision!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We thought we'd heard the absolute worst of Aussie bad dates … and then Kendyl started sharing! She wanted to date an NCIS analyst, not become his subject. And speaking of crime investigation, who directs their road rage at senior citizens?? Listen now for these classics from Oz!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Join us for a new round of bad date roulette that reminds us why we introduce ourselves on a first date AND that shrines might need an expiration date.

And remember ... it's note me, it's YOU!