This week's Big Easy bad date journey includes parade wrestling, fleur-de-lis shower curtains and double hurricanes. With a bonus PSA regarding restaurant salt and pepper shakers and Clorox wipes.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Forget 50 shades of Grey … let's talk about the 5 shades of Narcissists with Victoria this week. We even have fun categorizing some of our Bad Date Bobby All-Stars!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Can an empty tank of gas have a silver lining? Tune in for Part 2 of Virginia's stories to find out!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week Cindy takes us to the Golden Triangle for dysfunctional strides, unfortunate fashion and … house plants?!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Please note that this episode contains adult content.

Our guest shares her story of how she uncovered her husband of many years was leading a double life. We invite you to listen to her courageous story.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

How desperate do you need to be to summon He-who-must-not-be-named on a first date? Before you judge, what would YOU do if someone gave you a homemade gift you weren't expecting on a first date?

Listen to Nicole's episode to find out!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Where else can you take a trip down memory lane in a Trans Am that dead ends into a bad date and a cold Bartles and Jaymes?

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If you've ever second-guessed your intuition about a longer term bad date, you'll appreciate Virginia's story of the time she trusted her gut. With a little help from her friends, you'll be cheering when his poker night takes an unexpected turn.

And remember .. it's not me, it's YOU!

It's a bad sign when you're on a day in the city that never sleeps, and she's snoring!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When your cleanup on Aisle 5 is your bad date!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!