You know what they say about guys with small hands … not too much. Too busy trying not to think about them. Raise your hand if you think this principal is out of line!

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From firefighters to Navy Seals, Devin's bad dates come in pairs and in uniform! And then they go AWOL. Listen now!

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Chicken wire has a place and purpose … neither of which is for snagging a Wrangler.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If Cicely walked away from corporate life for better things, you know she doesn't have time for loud talker innuendos or disrespectful birthday dinner texting. Listen now to feel inspired by this bad date handler!

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When your Valentine date highlights are bad bisque and a befuddled baby, maybe it's a sign. A bright red sign flashing "Over it".

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When a bad date shifts from 'is there potential with this guy' to 'I'm too intrigued by this guy's bizarre behavior to leave', you know you're in for a good story … or FIVE!

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How long do you watch your ghost drinking in the next room with buddies before closing out…on his tab? If you've ever been stabbed by that "left at the dance" knife, this episode will hit home!

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If he's just "Friend Zoned" you, does he get to choose what you watch that night? One of many things that'll make you go hmmm as you listen to Lauren's bad dairy date.

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When you're over the dating apps and end up meeting your dates at gas stations and garage sales, what could possibly go wrong??

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Ever wanted to crawl under the table at a restaurant? Compare your experience to this udderly hilarious tale from a Houston listener with a mooving conclusion.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!