This very spooky podcast features the fulfillment of our patreon goal to bring everyone's favorite socially anxious cat lover, Neeper. This episode covers tales from the traphouse (which just recently got the water turned back on) standing desks, where the money is in Melee compared to other esports, and Chong's first interaction with Youtube comments.

This week Miles, Guntherz, and Slime recount their horrible trip to Dreamhack Denver. Tales include missing flights, drinking bombayterade, boosting sandwiches, money matching Colorado boys, Skeeball, and more shirtless Mario Party.

Don't take your Tool CDs for granted.

This week features the old rig coming in CLUTCH as Jett got in an unfortunate car accident and couldn't come stream (he is ok). In this special standard definition episode, Slime and Ludwig sort out their feelings on the former's new success. The Big House and the boys' experience in Detroit is recapped, as well as Summit voting, Michael Jackson, bonsai trees, and rating each other's looks.

On this podcast, the boys cross streams with the most hated PM commentator to ever grace his illegal game. Guntherz fills us in on some SoCal PM lore as well as tales from his travels to gatherings of Melee's disfigured, but equally degenerate cousin. Other topics include GTX, roasting libertarians, and not talking about Big House despite it being on the overlay.

Unfortunately, our scheduled guest Chroma met with a conspicuous end, so we brought our old pal Hypertoast on to help us recount Smash the Record 2017. This week's topics include some waste man tales, pretentiously comparing top 10 videos to great artistic struggles, Chillin's Mario, how we perceive integrity, and David Chong's testicles.

In a very political move, we bring on representative and captain of the Final Destination crew Vince, aka "Stanky." We cover Red Bull Smash Gods and Gatekeepers, the upcoming libel lawsuit against the SoCal Melee Facebook Page, and the now-defunct card shop where the FD crew was spawned. Stanky regales us with lore involving Slob on my Knob, jerking on haters, FD after hours, and we collectively re-live the hypest crew battle in SoCal Melee history.

The boys have their dear friend and WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE SENSATION Ludwig on to talk about how he was never cool as a teen. Miles regales the cast with his Smashcon experience and everyone takes turns swinging at the softball roast that was The Smashies. Other topics include Dawson's sadness, VOD paywalls, and how lame mid-level SoCal really is.

This very special episode marks return of the Colorado's best green Marth, Indie. Hot off a two-day press tour of LCS, Zeke breaks down a few differences between the largest esport and ours. Other topics of discussion include breaking Chong's heart, the new RULE COUNCIL, and we break down each of our relationships with the sauce.

We sit down to recap EVO 2017, including the boys coming up on a couple checks, Bizzarro getting taken down, and Slime's wild pool adventure. Other topics of discussion include the ethical complications of shilling, the old days of the internet/limewire, speedrunning, and what furries' fathers think of them.

Special shoutouts to Max Miller (https://twitter.com/maximumsabre) who likes our bullshit enough to have made an intro video.

This week we bring on Socal's very own Mixx, a.k.a. Diya, to tell us what it's like to sit pretty on the illustrious power ranking. Topics of discussion include ringworm, urinals, Shiz Wiz, chill bits versus fire bits, and Dawson puts a few TOs on blast to distract himself, momentarily, from his inner sadness.