This week's special guests are local degenerates Krusty Kurt and Hulka, who pass down ancient lore from one of SoCal's loudest regions. Stories include a drunken crew battle versus UCLA, Westballz throwing a burrito, and the greatest tournament of all time that never happened. We also touch on a recent arcadian and I console a fellow player who has lost to Ringler.

This week Zeke regales us with his secret Smash the Record adventure in the funhouse mirror of reality that is Florida. Other topics discussed are RPS ettiquite, teenage email addresses, and we share our #hot #takes on the recent MagicScrumpy caper. We also bring on "SFAT" for a quick guest spot and in a rare move actually discuss how to improve at Melee.

On these week's podcast we spend time talking about the strange nature of the summit, sponsorship oppurtunities, and imagine Blur as a confident sea captian. Zeke's corner has us exploring the topic of doubles, and we also read emails before Neeper dazzles us with his musical abilities.

This week on the podcast we tell some roommate stories, talk at length about tags and their implications, and spread the good word of the Church of Neutral. Neeper's stint in Club Penguin is revealed and we also wish Griffin a happy birthday.

On this week's episode, special guest Chroma lends his insight into the unpredictable mind of Santiago, the place of memery in smash scenes, and Ken's food truck. Other topics of discussion are Summit, the flawed idea of "aspiring" to be a commentator, and a rundown of Melee crews.

In this post-Big House recap, we introduce a few new members of the podcast. Topics include tales from Pool C111, how batshit crazy Colorado locals are, and Neeper's social anxiety.

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Bit of a quick and dirty episode this week. Topics of discussion are C.C.'s laundry, Mike Haze quitting Melee, Duna Cat, and some hot fire listener emails.

This week we have renowned FGC alcoholic Kazmer on to tell us how bad our favorite game is. We also discuss Melty Blood kids, the five worst things to happen to Melee, Low-tier God, and Adam Sandler movies.

This week we put ourselves in very real danger by interviewing the alleged mastermind behind the VGBC Serge/Darkfall naming scandal. Other points of discussion are roasting VGBC business practices, C.C.'s first Twitter beef, how to talk to normies about Melee, and getting beaten by Ganon mains in tournament.

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This week we have Socal shitposting legend V$ come on to discuss a range of topics including Hyprid's dashdancing, The Great Nut, and how to play blackjack like a Marth main. Other points of discussion are the Cute Smasher Tier List, C.C.'s love for Wizzy, and Chipotle.