Literally every guest booked had bailed on us, so this week we talk about M2K's living arrangements, what our mains in Pokken are going to be, and try to deconstruct Smash commentary. We also crack open the mailbag for the first time and Griffin sees a shadow of a dick.

This week Anthony is back from Genesis to tell a few stories, as well as collectively bitch about mango fanboys. We also talk about large tournaments in general, how Armada is a ham sandwich, and the issue of asking top players for pictures.

This week we talk about our Genesis predictions outside of the game itself, what you would do if Mike Haze went Game and Watch against you on stream, self-actualization, and which smashers have the sickest vape mods.

After a holiday break, we're back to discuss alternate smasher names and the art of shitposting, as well as accidentally talk shit on Eikelmann. We also discuss our personal smash alter-egos and Griffin laughs at a face-merge.

This week we characterize the top eight on the tier list with what shitty song they would be, discuss tinder strategies, and lament the birth of Esports.

This week we discuss our favorite characters from when we were 10, why Griffin hates Canada, and more.

The first edition of what will likely be a long-lasting and successful podcast series centered around Super Smash Bros Melee, its competitive scene, and whatever else pops into our feeble minds.