Spoiler-free, Episode 2 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s companion podcast covering current movies!  Once again there is a mission and once again it’s impossible, did Mission Impossible Final Reckoning accomplish its mission? Dave and Brian do the possible mission of telling you what they thought of this mission and all the missions.  This paragraph will self destruct in 5, 4, 3 2….. Enjoy!

Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka

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Jim Varney’s Ernest P. Worrell is back in Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)—and it’s a slapstick disaster! Ernest becomes a camp counselor, battles bratty kids, and fights evil developers with… turtles? This ‘80s kids’ flick is packed with goofy stunts, wild accents, and Ernest’s “KnoWhutIMean?” catchphrase. Is this a nostalgic gem or total trash?

Hosts: James Hauser, Clint Busch, Stephanie Farrell, Joe Goratowski

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Bob is back!! James takes the show to Bob's kitchen table so he can participate in the newest mailbag. Does his dog, Lola, count? Here we answer emails which includes LOTS of reactions to our Mortal Kombat episode, and Bob gets his chance to talk about a couple of the movies he missed episodes for!

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Get ready for a ‘90s cheese fest with Mortal Kombat (1995)! Liu Kang, Sonya, and Johnny Cage fight Shang Tsung in a tournament to save Earth—but it’s all bad CGI, stiff animatronics, and “Finish Him!” fails. The techno soundtrack slaps, but the acting? Fatality! Is this a cult classic or total trash?

Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Curt Mummer, David Hillestad

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Spoiler-free, Episode 1 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s companion podcast covering current movies!  Marvel continues to chase the Endgame dragon; on this episode, Dave and Brian see how that is going.  Enjoy!

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Nicolas Cage is Johnny Blaze in Ghost Rider (2007)—a flaming-skull biker who sold his soul for… love? This ‘00s CGI nightmare has jellybean obsessions, demon deals, and Sam Elliott as a cowboy ghost. It’s Cage at his unhinged best (or worst?). Is this a fiery flop or a misunderstood gem?

Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mattila, Ryan Farrell, David Hillestad

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YOU sent us mail—and we are responding! The kids from the bus stop popped back in, as well as a visit from our youngest listener - and we end by talking about one of the craziest Nic Cage performance yet!

Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Farrell, Ryan Mattila, Dave Hillestad

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Eddie Murphy’s back as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop II (1987), but this sequel’s a hot mess of ‘80s cheese! He’s chasing a boring villain (Jürgen Prochnow, yawn) through old barns, stolen mansions, and the flimsiest “Alphabet Crimes” plot ever. The synth music slaps, and Eddie is always amazing, but the script? Not so much. Is this a nostalgic gem or total trash?

Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mueller, Curt Mummer, and Chuck

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Surprise Bonus Episode! We’re dropping a bonus roast of Death to Smoochy (2002) because… why not? Robin Williams plays a deranged kids’ TV host, Edward Norton is a purple rhino named Smoochy, and Danny DeVito directs this unhinged fever dream. It’s a dark comedy about kiddie show corruption—think ice-skating mob hits and penis-shaped cookies. Is this a misunderstood gem or a total disaster?

Hosts: James Hauser, JP Dozier, Ben Dozier, Nathaniel Dozier

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Immortals wants to be 300 so bad—but it’s a CGI-soaked fever dream instead. Henry Cavill’s Theseus swings a sword, Mickey Rourke chews scenery as an evil king, and the gods (Luke Evans, really?) watch from the sidelines. It’s all slow-mo battles, sweaty abs, and a magic bow that… doesn’t matter? Is this mythic mess a hidden gem or total trash? We roast 2 hours of bronze-age nonsense with our trash loving family. Two weeks left in our 1K Patreon push—join the chaos!

Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Stephanie Farrell

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