The cleanest he’s ever looked is as one of the wet and/or sticky bandits.

-Derrick

We have been talking about C.H.U.D. since the show started, and as we were planning our 200th episode, one of our Patrons, Grayson, suggested this one so we decided it was finally time!

We learn New York’s missing-person problem is actually due to radioactive cannibal mutants living in the sewer system, which was not part of the city planning. As a photographer (John Heard), a soup-kitchen operator (Daniel Stern), and a skeptical cop (Christopher Curry) connect the dots, the film shifts between urban paranoia and creature-feature mayhem. It treats toxic waste, homelessness, and government negligence with surprising earnestness while still delivering glowing-eyed monsters who clearly do not want guests.

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This episode is a little later than we wanted, but, as huge Scrubs fans, we just wanted to have a short discussion about our initial feelings about the reboot/revival. This chat is spoiler-free. We will have a follow-up after the show ends that goes a little more in-depth.

Honey, the goldfish is eating the goat again! -Jack

This installment of the Friday the 13th franchise follows another group of vacationers who pick the wrong remote lake house. As tensions, pranks, and questionable life choices pile up, Jason Voorhees arrives to enforce a very strict no-party policy, turning the weekend into a methodical exercise in slasher logistics. Jason methodically restores order with the calm efficiency of someone very committed to a routine. The film is most notable for handing him the hockey mask and leaning into 3D spectacle, treating plot as a loose suggestion between set pieces.

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Angel follows Molly, a 15-year-old straight-A high school student by day and a streetwise sex worker by night. When a serial killer starts targeting people in her orbit, she teams up with a gruff, glass-eyed detective and her crazy circle of Hollywood Boulevard characters, including an old cowboy, a crossdresser, and a yoyo-ing Charlie Chaplin, to fight back. The film mixes sleazy thriller elements with an oddly sincere found-family vibe, but is less exploitative than its premise suggests, playing the contrast between routine normalcy and bursts of sudden violence.

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I didn’t know what “man in the boat Protocol” was, and I deleted it. I apologize. -Derrick

In The Mandalorian Chapter 20 : The Foundling, Mandalorian training on the beach is interrupted by yet another giant creature, and Paz Vizsla's kid gets carried off by a flying predator we deemed the Terrordactyl, leading to a jetpack pursuit that doubles as a reminder that Mandalorians plan for everything except fuel efficiency. Grogu quietly gets adopted into the culture while having a very expository flashback to Order 66. By the end, Bo-Katan earns more respect from the Armorer, Paz and the Covert and we get some foreshadowing of her future.

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Oh, it’s like a Fight Club situation? It was just Christian Slater shitting his own pants?

-Derrick

Kuffs follows a classic 90s piece of shit slacker twenty-something who inherits his late brother’s policing gig and immediately treats law enforcement like a part-time hobby, which he’s wildly unqualified for. Armed with a badge he didn’t earn and confidence he definitely didn’t earn, he stumbles through cases, annoys actual professionals, and somehow inches closer to solving his brother’s murder. The film can't decide if it's a comedy or a crime thriller and runs on fast-talking charm and a steady stream of bad decisions, turning a murder investigation into a surprisingly breezy coming-of-age story with sirens in the background.

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Our Mental Health episode this month, available only to our ride-or-die Patrons, is the troubled classic Tombstone! Starring a rogue's gallery of manly-man actors (and their intimidating, impressive mustaches), including a career-defining performance from Val Kilmer alongside Kurt Russell, Sam Elliott, Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe, Billy Zane, Thomas Hayden Church, Michael Rooker, Stephen Lang, and more! Wyatt Earp arrives in town hoping for a quiet life and instead finds himself surrounded by chaotic outlaws. Alongside his brothers and the famously unwell-but-sharp Doc Holliday, Wyatt gets pulled into a slow-burn showdown with some outlaws that escalates from insults to gunfights with impressive inevitability. A beautiful blend of swagger, tragedy, and memorable one-liners form a dusty opera about loyalty and revenge, making it clear that peace in Tombstone was never really on the menu.

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Oh, look, another HBO Original! Billy Ray Smith, a timid Boston schoolteacher in a rough Texas town, sets out to rescue his student Nettie after she’s kidnapped by the outlaw El Diablo, despite barely knowing how to ride or shoot. Along the way, he’s reluctantly aided by aging gunslinger Thomas Van Leek and a ragtag crew, only to learn that his literary hero Kid Durango is a fraud whose legends were borrowed from others. The rescue spirals into betrayal, sacrifice, and gunfire, leaving Billy Ray to finally face El Diablo himself.

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I think if you have two gravities and you push them together, they create an opposite gravity… and that’s how you get waterbeds. - Jack

In The Mandalorian Chapter 19, The Convert, the show briefly forgets it’s about a behelmeted space dad and instead follows our old pal from season one Dr. Pershing on Coruscant, where New Republic bureaucracy proves more terrifying than any Imperial remnant. Pershing tries to do good with his science, but gets peer-pressured into breaking rules by a suspiciously friendly ex-Imperial, and is rewarded with a mind-flayer session that’s definitely not part of the wellness program. The episode paints the New Republic as well-meaning but hilariously bogged down in office politics, recycled equipment, and moral gray zones. Meanwhile, Din and Bo-Katan meet up with the Covert and get forgiven for their dirty apostate sins.

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"Northern Exposure is what I call it when I go to Canada and show my dick." - Jack as RFK Jr

8 Seconds tells the true-ish story of Lane Frost, a rodeo cowboy whose entire professional life hinges on staying on a bucking bull for exactly eight seconds while the world tries to prevent that from happening. As we watch his rise to fame on the pro bull-riding circuit balanced with the costs of living on the road, ambition, love, and a sport that treats danger as part of the entry fee. Whitney is the only one of us that has seen this before and we all know she's going to cry.

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