Dave and Travis kick things off with some lighthearted greetings and salutations, including a solid justification as to why it's worth listening to them teased in the premiere episode. Then they proceed to shoot the breeze about waiting in line at Rite-Aid, the possibly discontinued stain-proof shirt, and why Burt Reynolds was our last toupee'd star. For the main segment, Dave indignantly explains the most recent entry in the Jurassic Park franchise to Travis, who hasn't seen it.

Welcome to the show! In their second attempt at a first episode, Travis and Dave give a sneak preview of the official introduction coming in the next episode. Dave expounds upon why there needs to be a bladder workaround, which reminds him of his fantasy of one day having all his teeth replaced. Travis explains why the new NBC one-hour drama is "trope city," which Dave briefly mishears as "Trump city."