Bad, News Bears

The Oso Malosos, Will.i.am, and Senora Queso bring you the news! We have an update to the alien mummies from Peru and a new conspriacy about those super cheap deals for national cheeseburger day. Some people shouldn't be parents and emergency personnel shouldn't leave their keys in the vehicles. Is Elon Musk doing a good thing with neuralink? HOW DOES A WHOLE F35 GO MISSING?!?

Part time Josh, the Oso Maloso, and Senora Queso bring you the news!!... kinda. We out here doing things a little different this week, although we are still talking about current news stories we are focusing on the conspiracy side of what's going on in the world. Were the Maui fires started by the "Elites", is the Tiffany Gomas that was interviewed by TMZ the same woman from the viral airplane video or is she a body double planted by the government? Finally are the two mummified alien bodies found in Cuzco Peru and presented to the Mexican government real? YOU DECIDE

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! A Florida woman tests the boundaries of both speed and intoxication with amazing results! Fun fact: if you make fun of a man's penis size he may get mad. Also if you are going to murder someone, don't leave a voicemail to your mom. We discuss how people practicing yoga confuse people and how much you liquor you can drink for free before getting caught. Finally, our Top Story brings us back to the Sunshine State and how a man is desperately trying to escape in a hamster wheel.

Octavio and Emily bring you the news! This week its just the two of us but we still bring just as much nonsense in the news world as usual. We talk about being stuck at burning man and for some reason we still have to talk about the fact that RENTAHITMAN.COM isnt real. Whats the best way to conceal a weapon? Apparently Leprosy is something to worry about in 2023 and please dont post your crimes on social media. We finish out the episode with a warning about telling on yourself.

Octavio, Will. and part time Josh bring you the news! This week we talk about California's first hurricane and a woman douses herself in diet mountain dew to tamper with evidence. Part time Josh brings us way down with a medical story that is proabably the worst thing we have ever heard. Are aliens taunting us? This weeks tops story is all about how a Family Feud contestant really hates his wife.

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news!! Join us as we talk about the Montgomery brawl and what happens when you threaten the POTUS on social media. We also talk about spider boners and falling cheese and drugs in the ocean. We finish out strong with a story of just the worst thing that can happen while cutting your grass!

This week we have the one and only Tom from the Order of the Fly and Cadaver Pudding as our guest! Join us as Senora Queso and the Oso Maloso tell Tom all about the dangers of choking the chicken and pissing someone off thats holding a flag pole or getting in the way of an old man who just hit a hole in one. Meanwhile Tom tells us all about physical media going the way of the dodo amd he finishes us off with a conversation about the ethicality of of ghost kitchens.

Part time Josh, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! We start off with an update about a missing alabama woman then we talk about the shady actions taken against the SAG/AFTRA protestors and of course Emily brings us way down with an incredibly sad story about a flash flood. We wrap up the episode with a tale of two car thiefs and Texas' new unethical law regarding water breaks.

Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news!! This week a 15 year serial killer mistery was possibly solved! We also talk about a missing woman in alabama who was found after we recorded the episode plus theres a real cheeseburger in thailand. Mumble rapper gets got and a missing baby is found.