Bad, News Bears

Emily, octavio, and special guest Josh bring you the news! this week we talk about a possible solution to the fentanyl crisis along with a way to finally meet jesus, we have a conversation about chaos at big events we also cover a story about a fisherman who unknowingly saved a womans life then we finish out strong with a cautionary tale for any young men out there looking to use their skills to make a quick buck.

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! This week we talk about snakes on a plane and a cop chase that ended horribly, along with some bragging gone wrong and a vengeful ex. We finish out strong with a story of a girl who farted into a jar and drowned the whole world.

Emily, Octavio, and Will bring you the news. On this weeks episode we discuss what it means to be a skater boi, Podunk Mississippi and the news anchors who are too hip for their own good. We talk about Steven Seagal training the Russian Armed Forces in Jazzercise and how cow farts will cause the next Ice Age. In our Top Story we teach our listeners to not get in a taxi if there are parenthesis on the door, you're welcome.

Will, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! This week we bring you a smattering of animal stories. we start off with a lazy rat then we talk about a sloth that ruined a girls life and then we finish strong with a wholesome zebra story. This weeks top story is actually updates to three stories we had done in episodes past.

Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! This week we cover the horrific deaths of cattle and Will covers the history of Pellagra. Emily tells us about a woman who finds her husband who disappeared for eight months and we also learn about the future of country music lyrics. In this weeks top story we talk about the intake protocols for exotic cats at the zoo! Please send your kitty pics to [email protected] 

Octavio and Will bring you the news!!! This week is just two dudes talking about ridiculous new stories from around the world. 

Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news! This week we bring an update from a story we told last episode then Emily tells a story that hits a little too close to home. We dont talk about Flight Club and we don't talk to Elmo. Emily finishes out the episode by covering the horrific school shooting at Michigan State University. 

Will, Timmy, and Octavio bring you the news. This week we talk about what happens if you put your genitalia next to a fire and the Chinese floating giant balloons over the US. A lady discovers that fireworks are in fact not edible, and a family adopts a child only to find out she is trying to kill them. So join us this week for more news delivered badly on Bad, News Bears!

Octavio, Emily, and Will bring you the news. This week we have a very special Valentines episode where we talk about news stories throughout the years that have happened on or around Valentine's Day. We start with the horrific tale of Jodine serrin followed by the horrific tale of Susan Hamilton. We also discuss a Valentine's Day bank robbery and a fan submitted story about a woman driver, our top story this week is all about a man trying to get his woman back, badly.