episode 100 take two

ezra's first in-school suspension

ezra's first "date"

100th episode voicemails!

trent's 4th birthday

but she's REALLY fat mommy

mormon gorgeous

bewbs

tea-bagging a toilet

put a towel down

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shorter show

everyone is sick

mark that microphone

voicemail

healthcare #realtalk

cheerleading from a wheelchair

competitive cheer is expensive

children's activity places need to disclose all fees upfront

SMencils and SMens

appropriate songs for a childrens cheer competition?

it's hard to find good help

ezra's beatboxing

happy anniversary to us!

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that's where we throw the old body parts

tiptoe away from that one

can you poop?

she totally wants me

celebration of life

conflicted about others religous beliefs vs. ours

almost a scientologist

that's what children do to you

sometimes wonder what if?

my step brother and sister are my cousins

that's what he said

sounds like the juggalos

so you're the asshole that knocked up my daughter...

the ovarian whisperer

a jacob's ladder

supporting your children

getting a little sentimental

[check out the mash podcast - https://www.facebook.com/TheMashPodcast/?fref=ts

HEY NICE LADY!!!

perkiest, firmest 56 year old boobs you'll ever see

fuck it's cold

the stair debacle

justin doesn't deal well with being incapacitated

snow clothing routine

the end of winter break can't come soon enough

pins and needles - [original] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJCM6ESjtCo and [riot remix] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hakrt4XFzbg

death in the family

pull a dick cheney

don't set unrealistic expectation

uncle slacker's back!

we live in amazing times, yet a helicopter pilot can't install a dryer

bring back the elective classes like wood and auto shop

break all the things

gross out stuff

rape psa talk, consent, roofies and playing the victim

using kids to accomplish a years old task

you just watched chameleon porn

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#couchtalk

christmas shenanigans

nuculear... nuclar... nuclear...

personal hell

drinking at the mall

band drill sergeant, err, instructor

if you're a big dude, understand your limitations

freezing my tits off

hug a lineman

uncle slacker, are you ok?

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all i want for christmas is a goat - http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/12/15/all_i_want_for_christmas_is_a_goat_is_a_holiday_album_of_goats_singing_silent.html

justin's bar for having done something is pretty high

no work stuff on the podcast

trying to buy a house is pain in the ass

contractual dates on real estate offers have little to no bite

justin's customer service expectations are high

impromptu date night

one major christmas present this year

[finnegan's toys is pretty badass] (http://www.finneganstoys.com/)

this is a fun time of year

why the big deal over "merry christmas" vs. "happy holidays"

jodi's shopping fiasco

we briefly touch on christmas tradition

kids and ornaments don't mix

modifying our parenting style a bit

ownership vs. sharing

playing video games with a toddler

kids testing the boundaries

we hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season!

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podcasting from hoth

you know it's a lot of rain when oregonians complain about it

exercise talk

please submit your holiday traditions

don't setup impossible metrics to judge yourself by

identifying children by their farts

grandpa liked some nasty foods

failed pinterest projects

how did that happen?

[lasagna cups are amazing] (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/aarti-sequeira/lasagna-cupcakes-recipe.html)

amazon and anal

helping kids learn how to have a civilized debate

wipe off on santa's coat

communication is key folks

podcast server woes

melted poop

roadhouse realty

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jodi's hit and run story

trent the back seat driver

temperance and her hangry episodes

i wanted to give you hugs and kisses

the tomato bisque soup incident

don't tickle the bear

hipster santa

ezra's punching incident

podcast widows

[article we are discussing] (http://news.yahoo.com/mom-lets-4-year-old-play-120-feet-away-faces-jail-14454086.html)

cherry picking when you are nosey

kids can die anytime, anywhere

mom has always been kind of crazy

c-section vs. natural birth doesn't matter, you went through hell

proud papa moment

my toenail snagged the blanket

kids and religion

[check out the Dogma Debate] (http://dogmadebate.com/)

the bully becomes the bullied

we avoided black friday this year

outrageous audio is amazing, you should check them out

holiday real talk

sensory overload

alzheimer's sucks ass

animal arguments

new viral video with asshole ranting about children

education real talk

pick and choose parenting

trying not to jump in when the other parent is handling a situation

that's weird!?!

it's sport for me

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looks like we made it

you smell

poked 3 times

more car debacle

WE go the house cleaned

one town is fining parents for kids behavior - http://www.someecards.com/parenting/children/wisconsin-town-fines-parents-kids-bullying/

growing up always having to clear your plate

justin misses ecto-cooler

school's need to have more accountability

the talky-talks

we kind of de-rail the show

miss susie

racially insensitive rhymes justin learned as a kid

trust fall head-butting

remembering stupid shit we did as kids

there is no such thing as the original copy

witness a live birth at age 12

ratcheting device used for cow birth NSFW/NSFL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWlirRxl6jA

uncle will's ranty time!

you pinch the tip...

don't need a forest gump situation

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