Look, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I don't know what I'm talking about. Rey is squandered potential, Finn is squandered potential, and God only exists to give me food poisoning. 

Someday I'll know how to mix things correctly, last time I recorded with someone I was too loud and now I'm just a little mouse of a man. We revisit Revenge of the Sith, we yak it up on Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and we talk a little bit about Photoshop and AI. 

Music is Karl Casey, White Bat Audio. Thanks to Kyle and The Foundry for helping us record, special thanks to Pat for setting the equipment out for us... now if only I could figure out how to start a Patreon so Scott would quit joking about it. 

Just Andrew today, Scott is sick, a real sicko. I think that's what I said in the podcast. Same word salad here. Anyway, we're almost caught up on the backlog and we're almost ready to get into entirely new and modern and up-to-date episodes. 

Then, because I don't like leaving my little baby birds unfed, I talk a little bit about the Alien franchise, with emphasis on Aliens. Also, if anyone plays Aliens: Fireteam Elite, hmu... 

In summary, a short episode this week. Many kisses. Goodbye now. 

Phantom Menace stands up, where my Phantom Menace Gang at?

Finally, yeah, we get into some rumors. I don't like getting into rumors but when things are as ridiculous as they are right now, I don't think you can talk about Star Wars without talking about how it's completely directionless and they've announced 900 projects and only dinky animations have come to any fruition. 

Kisses, hugs, see ya boys. 

Star Wars Celebration 2023 happened over the weekend and the rumor mill is a-churnin'. Another Rey movie? You gotta be kiddin' me. The boys talk Return of the Jedi and it gets wild, you bet. 

We review Empire Strikes Back, Andrew probably rants some more about Mandalorian, someone saw the DnD movie? and a horse died on the set of Rings of Power. I hope it wasn't the slow-mo horse. 

More information on the firing of Victoria Alonso from Marvel, Lucasfilm rumors, Scott finally watched Dune Part 1, and eventually we review A New Hope (or Star Wars, if you're old fashioned...). If you listen closely, at 20 minutes, 50 seconds, Andrew says "streamin' out my a**." Unhinged. 

Look. our audio for this one is wack. I know. I apologize. It'll be better next time. 

Final thoughts on Neuromancer, announcing a Star Wars watch-through, talking current Star Wars TV shows and 40k video game Steam sales. 

New New Line Cinema Tolkien movies, MtG race-swapping Aragorn, a trip to the hospital, and Neuromancer. Andrew is a sleepy boy because he's adjusting to seizure meds. 

Andrew and guest Isaac Walsh talk Disney, Conan, Bloodsport(for a moment), what Star Wars feels like, Andor, Event Horizon, and whether or not Paul W.S. Anderson is a man of the people.