Bad Science

Today's experiment:

1. Change your clothes (please for the love of God).

2. Preach a *sort of* sermon. Go ahead.

3. Uncover Elon's plan for gay robots.

4. Open Pandora's box of Bluetooth and Bluetooth adjacent things.

5. Believe in the little butt holes.

6. Resurrect your TV remote.

7. Chalk it all up to the best science ever (as long as you know it's bad, it's good).

Today's Experiment:

1. Show your face.

2. Offend paralyzed people.

3. Draw extremely accurate depictions of brain parts.

4. Discover the feminine-neural Bandaid.

5. Confound your neurologist.

6. Try not to *pop*.

Today's Experiment:

1. Argue over what a string is.

2. Anger all English majors as well as Science majors.

3. Find Kevin Bacon.

4. Call your Father and ask about Butt Worms.

5. Discuss Quantumly relevant spaghetti.

6. Call your Father again and ask if any of it matters.

7. Give up entirely (as usual).

Todays Experiment:

1. Watch dinosaurs die.

2. Give them a pocket.

3. Produce fossil fuels.

4. Produce a fossil.

5. Maybe flip steps 3-4. Maybe.

6. Reminder to call a real scientist later.

Today's Experiment:

1. Familiarize yourself with William Wallace.

2. Only watch Disney's Encanto once.

3. Piece together a rough plot outline and use it as concrete evidence of your theory.

4. Confuse medical benefits and economic benefits.

5. Rid the world of its allergies.

6. IMPORTANT! Remember that its not worth the trouble.

Welcome to the Bad Science Podcast!

Today's experiment:

1. Discover if the ocean is in Texas.

2. Collect all the ocean water.

3. Choose a color to dye the entire ocean.

4. Consider nanobots.

5. Release the ocean back to its original place.

6. Explore more than just 5% of it.