Hilary Petrokubi was Joe's first BIG crush. We talk about his inability to make a move all those years ago, how much it haunted him and the feature film he wrote and directed essentially creating an idealized version of their relationship... in which she starred as herself. Lastly, we discuss the love letter (read out loud) Joe wrote her four years ago. It's painful, cringeworthy and filled with laughs. Enjoy!

Guest Amanda Lehan decided to help return captured wild animals to their natural habitat in the jungles of Bolivia. A noble mission that ended with her getting ripped to shreds by said wild animals. Also, Joe and Amanda talk about the pitfalls of going on a first trip with a significant other when your hormones are out of wack.

Guest Amanda Lehan decided to help return captured wild animals to their natural habitat in the jungles of Bolivia. A noble mission that ended with her getting ripped to shreds by said wild animals. Also, Joe and Amanda talk about the pitfalls of going on a first trip with a significant other when your hormones are out of wack.

Our guest Tom Young was a teenager once and he enjoyed having sex with his girlfriend. Problem was, the little kids that saw them through his window were scarred by it, leading to one hell of a conversation for Tom and his dad. Also, we hear about the worst month of Tom's life. It's a hoot!

Guest Jason Farone (comedian, YouNow) talks with Joe about crazy ex-roommates, internet hate, when he lived next to Johnny Carson's old assistant and why we're all in a rush to get everywhere.

Guest Beth Triffon was asked to co-officiate a wedding with a man she didn't know. Two weeks before the big day she realized she didn't have the proper paperwork. Two days before the wedding she received some terrible news. The day of the wedding was madness. This is her story. Also, Beth chats with Joe and Andrew about adopting a squirrel!

Guest Ron Stacker Thompson was the first African American to play Jesus in the smash musical hit GODSPELL! But as quickly as he rose, he fell in truly poetic fashion. Ron talks about his fall from theatre grace and all the positive things that came from it.

Guest Jacob Reed was already having a rough day. The morning of his Grandfather's funeral he got stuck on the toilet. Thankfully his girlfriend Heather was there to help him. Together they tell the sad, shitty humorous tale. Also, Andrew discusses the brief period of time in which he would only poop in a Marriott lobby bathroom.

The title says it all. Guest Rob Morris explains that even with a great plan, he was terrified the FEDS were going to knock down his mother's door. Also, Joe sends a failed love letter and Andrew unknowingly emails a virus.

This week Joe and Andrew are riding solo...together. Topics include a sad night for Joe that started with the potential of making out with a pretty girl and ended at Waffle House eating the saddest meal of his life. Also, Andrew gets his in the face by a hot, flying object.