Bad With Numbers

On this week's show, it's our season finale and we're joined by special guest Cohen Bury to get all nostalgic about that time we watched 2021's THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS! What's up with all the plunging from buildings? Why is that iconic character now the comedy sidekick? Are Warner Bros just the villain in all their revived IPs now? Can we even really write these show notes without inducing massive spoilers for the movie (spoiler: no, we can't)? All this, plus we murder a bunch of Sims and co...

On this week's show, we're wrapping up our festive Good With Numbers month by donning our rubber outfits and heading down to Gotham Square for 1992's Batman Returns! Why's Batman barely in his own movie? Is Catwoman actually the hero of this film? How do we get our flippers on one of those rubber duck boat-car things? All this, plus we mourn the demise of porno theaters and learn about Canadian currency! Batman Returns is directed by Tim Burton, and stars Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, D...

On this week's show, festive Good With Numbers month continues as we return our seats to an upright position and ensure our tray tables are secured to talk about Die Hard 2: Die Harder! Why are we so obsessed with William Sadler's bare ass? Are moving walkways friends or foe? How come Holly's plane has a landline? What's really going on behind the scenes at the airport? All this, plus our favourite Die Hard knock-offs and William Sadler's bare ass. No, seriously. Look at it. Amazing. Die Hard...

On this week's show, we kick off our festive Good With Numbers month by inviting the entire family over to watch 1989's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. What's the correct procedure for obtaining a Christmas tree? Why is Clark Griswold such a letch? Are these yuppie neighbours really that bad? What does that switch at Neth's front door actually do? And where the hell is Lindsey Buckingham? All this, plus Laura welcomes a squirrel into her home and we play a game about trans-Atlantic mov...

On this week's show, we're wrapping up our month of DTV Hell with the unrelentingly awful American Psycho 2: All American Girl. What's with the constant narration? Why is the only restaurant in this town located inside a care home? How come everyone's hot for Shatner? And who the hell thought they could pass this off as an American Psycho sequel? All this, plus our favourite cereals and we pitch the movie to Christian Bale himself! American Psycho 2: All American Girl is directed by Mor...

On this week's show, we're getting all small and taking off in a Hot Wheels car to talk about 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! What's the difference between a manbaby and a babyman? Why has Diane Szalinski not filed for divorce yet? Who keeps their toxic experimental fluids in the staff room fridge? What kind of sad excuse for a party is this? Where did $33m of this movie's budget disappear to? All this, plus a disdain for Rube Goldberg contraptions and a reminder of how bad Downsizing was....

On this week's show, we're packing our swimsuits and heading to a chilly Bulgarian beach for 2015's Lake Placid vs Anaconda! Where are all the snakes in this movie? How many times can the same background extra crash a scene? Why does this father - daughter relationship feel so weird? And just how many anonymous white girls can you find inside a giant crocodile? All this, plus we puke up a Jon Voight and learn the best method for outrunning a bear. Lake Placid vs Anaconda is direct...

On this week's show, we're joined by returning guest Brian Valiquette as we yub nub our way through 1985's Ewoks: The Battle For Endor! When the hell is this supposed to be set? Why is Wicket so dead behind those eyes? Are these the stupidest villains ever portrayed in a movie? And just how many times can we fit Wilford Brimley saying "diabetes" into one podcast? Ewoks: The Battle For Endor is directed by Jim and Ken Wheat, and stars Wilford Brimley, Aubree Miller, Warwick Davis, Carel ...

On this week's show, we battle through a cursed recording session to don our Silver Shamrock masks and talk about 1982's Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Where's Michael Myers? Come to think of it, where are all the witches? Why does everyone believe this stumblebum drunkard is a practicing doctor? Didn't anyone proof-read the villain's plan? All this, plus our own 2021 Halloween costumes and a quiz about body counts! Halloween III: Season of the Witch is directed by Tommy Lee Wallac...

On this week's show, we're celebrating our first birthday with three-quarters of a Good With Numbers episode as we talk about 2004's Shrek 2! How many references can you fit in one montage? Who's the sexiest cartoon? Why couldn't they have stuck with their first choice for Shrek? All this, plus Mungo appreciation and the occasional barbed comment from a mean old grump who thinks this movie stinks.Shrek 2 is directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon, and stars Mike Myers, Eddi...