CannCon and Chris Paul are back for a wild ride through the headlines in this fast-paced and hilariously sharp episode of Badlands Daily. They kick things off with the bombshell revelation that over a million illegal immigrants may be receiving Social Security benefits, sparking a deep dive into government dysfunction, NGO meddling, and Elon Musk’s role in exposing it all.

Next up: Harvard professors, backed by leftist unions, are suing over Trump’s $9 billion federal funding review, prompting a brutal takedown of DEI hypocrisy and elite entitlement. The hosts also unravel the messy exit of USAID-slayer Pete Morocco and what it signals about foreign aid and color revolutions.

On the domestic front, they sound the alarm over a Massachusetts family arrested for refusing to vaccinate, despite a valid religious exemption, raising serious questions about CPS and state overreach.

And if that wasn’t absurd enough, they tear into Blue Origin’s all-female celebrity space flight (feat. Katy Perry) with full-blown sarcasm, mocking the media frenzy and symbolism overload.

From Biden’s backdoor Ukraine deals to rare earth wars and 7-Eleven war hubs in Taiwan, this episode delivers truth, laughs, and fire in equal measure.