In which Matt and Jesse meet an incredibly racist new friend, discuss some exciting new developments for the future of the podcast, and attempt to invent a new nickname for female masturbation. Totally safe for work… if your boss is awesome.

In which Matt and Jesse get current and discuss the new MIA video, Gizmodogate, and a slew of other newsworthy topics. Oh, and Matt is ridiculously high. Bagged and Boarded: Purely Professional since 1874.

In which Matt and Jesse are upstaged (and rightfully so) by Mr. Jason Mewes and friends. Hadi-Hadi-Hadi-Hadi-Hadiyuken.

In which Matt and Jesse discuss the concept of art in videogames, chat about famous screenwriters, and generally shout about what they think of the upcoming slate of Superhero films. Warning: The podcast contains hazardous materials that may cause euphoria (and leakage).

In which Matt and Jesse take a look at the history of Easter and facial hair trends, and get lost in a role-playing exercise involving a southerner, an alien, and an eccentric billionaire. Spring has finally sprung… Dig it.

In which Matt and Jesse start the show off by discussing which actors they wouldn’t want to fight - and then get into a fight themselves, this time over the concepts of good and evil. Take a guess which co-host looks like the nutjob (Hint: It’s the one who always does). Bagged and Boarded: Sometimes Controversial, always goes down smooth.

In which Matt and Jesse celebrate their 50th episode, share a few “revelations” with the world, and chat about the future of all things BandB. With a special guest intro from Kevin Smith! So come along… it can’t be any worse then the other 49..

In which Jesse reveals a stunning, life-changing announcement to both the audience and Matt - and the boys try their best to keep it together. This is the one you’ll tell your children about. No kids? Just wait. Bagged and Boarded… Making babies since 2009.

In which Matt and Jesse discuss the ongoing Winter Olympics, chat about the new game HEAVY RAIN, and jaw on one of the stranger hypotheticals the show has seen. Do it to it, like you love it.

In which Matt and Jesse delve deep into the current and final season of LOST, and get quite lost themselves along the way. Welcome to the wittiest podcast in America.