Dipsh!ts drink Starbucks

I streamlined my twitter

Holiday weekend 420 / Easter

God is a creep

My Jesus skills are not good

I was a 5 pump chump

My Easter Day

Game of thrones recap

A little sports talk

Media blackout

It’s 4/20. Let’s have a hit together. History of 4/20

Julian Assange saga. Why are mom jeans coming back? I can’t enjoy my munchies snacks anymore. Super Market adventure leads to milk conundrum. Smoking weed for people thinking about it. Magic Johnson and the non Lakes in fake LA. Fat doctor and dreadlock wearing son

Fun day on twitter. Trump is president of internet trolls. Chatting with a childhood hero. It’s not Alt season. Yenta wars continue. Can I claim virginity. I’ve been gaming since before your father had sperm in his nut sacks. No one likes swampnuts.

Another episode of non sense. Apologies as I’m dumber than usual. I’m a needy person in a relationship. I would hate to be dating now a days and it sounds like a horrible process. Anti vaccers are dumb. 4 door porches should be illegal. Do not use frontier airlines if you have luggage.

Yenta games update. My weekend. I could be a valerian prince. Ladies can’t wait to take most their clothes off. I’m over AOC. Gym stuff. Dudes are nasty. Is self maintenance bad? 0xAd52EA4F6ff73652E1f110e4F8ac0ecaeD080FDE

I’m smoking weed for scientific research. My thoughts on who should be running the country. My marriage update. I started playing video games again.

Why I called out sick to work. I’m not Bill Cosby. Not playing yenta games. My last fight/scuffle. Triple F strikes again. President hopeful Wang sounds like a pet name for my pecka. I don’t believe in microwave ovens. New neighbors surprise. Russian bots. New French Revolution. Should MJ songs be banned? Midgets have limited magic powers.

My personally struggles with food. Home life, wife still hates me. Little bit of politics. I want to be a hemp farmer. Aunt Becky from full house is in trouble. My last book foray. Alex Jones has me questioning my existence. How Saint Patrick got his name.

First non stoned episode. Critique last episode. Gym talk. Swamp butt. Food talk again and eating habits. Farmer conspiracy. Slackers at work.