Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

Trump held a marathon rally at Madison Square Garden, but it's Tony Hinchcliffe getting most of the attention over a Puerto Rico joke.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris busted out another accent.

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Trump is holding a rally at Madison Square Garden today for some reason.

Meanwhile, all the signs are there that the Democrats fear they are about to lose.

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Donald Trump was on the Joe Rogan Experience.  A recap of the highlights.

Meanwhile Beyoncé and Willie Nelson were at a Harris rally.

We dropped another episode earlier today in case you missed that one.

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Tonight Show” appearance just turned U.S. politics into international slapstick. With Borat moderating a fake Trump-Harris debate, things got as diplomatic as a bear convention at a salmon buffet. Highlights? Borat questioning Trump’s choice in “cat and dog” cuisine and warning Harris about Kazakhstan’s top-tier HR policies. And if that wasn’t wild enough, Ali G dropped in to dub Trump as his criminal hero and made one unforgettable pass at Harris. Even Mick Foley’s giving his two cents on 2024 now, and you know things are out of control when wrestlers start making sense!

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The Governor of California doesn't think Trump's Nickname Game is strong.

Tim Walz tapdances on The View

Those polls are getting intersting!

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Look we told you we'd make fun of the Harris campaign if there was material, and today there is.  Enjoy this Trump free episode!

Biden wants to "Lock Him Up"

Springsteen hits the campaign trial and forgets his fans are New Jersey Republicans.

Eminem opened for Obama, who rapped a little.

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Oops, did Maria Shriver blow the lid on a Harris secret?

Jimmy Kimmel takes shots at Trump (shocker)

Cheryl Hines should just date a younger guy with his own podcast.

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Trump made some comments about Arnold Palmer in the locker room. Um, OK.

Trump also took a shift at McDonald's.

Tim Walz went on The Daily Show

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1. "Jack Smith's Bombshell: Trump's Secrets Blacker Than His Redactions!"

2. "Holy War on Harris: Preachers Claim VP Possessed by 'Jezebel Spirit'!"

3. "Election Deadlock: Harris and Trump Stuck in Political Quicksand!"

4. "Gaffigan's Gaffes: Comedian Roasts Dems, Leaves Party in Ashes at Catholic Gala!"

5. "Trump's Capitol Riot Surprise: 'Oh, Really?' Says Former Prez!"

6. "Harris Skips Catholics, Chats on Sex Podcast: VP's Campaign Strategy Shocks Nation!"

7. "Political Parties Turn Cults: Are Voters Drinking the Kool-Aid?"

8. "Democracy in Danger? Gaffigan Claims Dems Staged Coup Against Biden!"

9. "Trump 'Anointed by God', Harris 'Hexing America': Election Takes Supernatural Turn!"

10. "Flip a Coin for President? Comedian Suggests New Voting Method!"

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1. "Trump Claims 'Father of IVF' Title: Is He Fertilizing the Truth?"
2. "Harris Goes Off-Script: Ventriloquist's Dummy Comes to Life!"
3. "Cartoon Chaos: Snoopy's Political Dogfight Unleashed!"
4. "Musk's Millions: Tech Tycoon Buys Trump a Ticket to White House 2.0!"
5. "Trump's 'Love and Peace' January 6th: Insurrection or Hippie Love-In?"
6. "Harris Drops the F-Bomb: Fascism Accusation Rocks Campaign Trail!"
7. "IVF for Free? Trump's Latest Promise Has Voters Conceiving Doubts!"
8. "Vance's Trust Issues: Can GOP Win Back Hearts on Abortion Debate?"
9. "Garfield for Trump? Fat Cats Unite in Cartoon Election Showdown!"

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