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"Discussing the invention and importance of the ballpoint pen. Let's scribble down a good time! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to ink the right answer. Listen until the end for today's page-turning riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the ballpoint pen get high marks?

2nd Joke: What's a ballpoint pen's favorite sport?

3rd Joke: Why did the pen seem suspicious?

4th Joke: What do you call a lazy ballpoint pen?

5th Joke: Why did the ballpoint pen break up with the pencil?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a pen, but I bring life to paper, without me, words would barely matter. What am I?

That's all for our pen pals comedy. Cap off the laughter and join us tomorrow for a husky chuckle on Corn on the Cob Day!

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