BALLS

Season Two stretches out even further with tonight's 2.11 -- SPECIAL BALL-- wherein Tim, with the murder investigation perpetually withering, gets candid with the fellas at a Noot Vistas Halloween party about working on a new standup special.

Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with special guest Mike Cava as DETECTIVE DICKIE ATWILL and a cameo by Kelsey Volk as Q'ELLEN.

COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL-- the #11, a SPECIAL BALL!!!!

The season two finale, PENULTIMATE BALL, coming soon!!!!

Ever wonder what BALLS sounds like pre-post-production? To celebrate the writers' strike (haha), here's a RAW BALL, totally unvarnished, wherein we revisit the Noot Vistas Get-Together from Episode 2.2...

Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky with Kelsey Volk and special guests JON BEECROFT, VIN BRUE, JOE WEBER, ROB ADIE and HEATHER LOWRY.

Hey, this Ball is uncooked! Haha. Shoutout Vino, Benny and Gerault.

Travel back in time to 2045 in tonight's 2.10 -- DRIVE-THRU BALL...

Join Ally Boy on a jog thru his trials and tribulations working drive-thru duty at BALLS on ROUTE 37, TR-NJ. Brought to you by CHOCK FULL OF... CHESTNUTS.

Featuring TIM RAGER and ALEX DELESKY, with KELSEY VOLK and special guests DAMIAN RUCCI, KELLSIE CARA JONES, ROBERT CABELL and MIKE CAVA.

THE PARTY IS AT YOUR HOUSE,

BUT THE BALL IS IN YOUR MOUTH,

SO...

COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL!

SPECIAL BALL... COMING SOON.

ALL GLORY AND PRAISE DUE TO ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.

Season Two of BALLS rolls along with tonight's Episode 2.9 -- MIC BALL.

After scoring a lead potentially tying Michael Ball's murder to organized crime, the Boyz pull up on Rickshaw Rick's open mic, hoping to keep Uncle MO-- as in, momentum-- alive at Bucky's Den, a local spot for brews and sometimes laughs.

Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Damian Rucci as RICKSHAW RICK and Mike Cava as CRAIG KILT and "ZETTA MARU"; plus a special guest cameo by Robert Cabell as BOB, a young caller.

MIC BALL also features "Tale of the Phantom Shitter", written and performed by Damian Rucci as Rickshaw Rick.

Keep an eye out next week for DRIVE-THRU BALL, but for now, and as always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL!

All praise and thanks due to ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.

Tonight is the conclusion of BALLS 2.8, 

the two-part SEASONAL BALL.

 Join the REVELS 

as a mini Anka

 family dinner 

pulls up 

on Noot Vistas, 

where a tempest 

may or may not 

be brewing...

FEATURING THE VOICES OF TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and KELSEY VOLK with special guests KELLSIE CARA JONES as Deenie Anka and ROBERT CABELL as Bubby and a cameo by HEATHER LOWRY as Amy. 

ALL PRAISE DUE TO THE GOD HEAD, ANCHOR. 

COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! NEW COMBOS COMING SOON. 

Anka family tradition carries on in tonight's SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE-- while Tim uses Ally Boy to save face in front of his kid sister DEENIE at the AMERIGO ROUND DINER, a visit from Olly's grandson BUBBY sets Noot Vistas astir. 

Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk. 

Guest starring Kellsie Cara Jones as DEENIE ANKA and Robert Cabell as BUBBY, with Heather Lowry as AMY TUBARRO.  

OFFICIAL INTRO BY Q.. 

AMERIGO ROUND ambience partially recorded at Four Star Chinese Buffet in TR-NJ by Q..  

As always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! 

SEASONAL BALL, PART TWO: REVELS is COMING SOON! 

After a long hiatus, Season Two of Balls returns with 2.7 -- GYRO BALL, formerly MONO BALL, wherein the Boyz reflect upon an eventful night of standup comedy-- the GyroPractor Anniversary Show-- and the fallout thereafter, involving a suspicious stain on the backseat of Tim's '28 Subaru. 

FEATURING Tim Rager as TIM ANKA and Alex Delesky as ALLY BOY of Ally Boy Jokes & Shit. 

OFFICIAL BALLS INTRO by Q. 

COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL! 

And be on the look out for a SEASONAL BALL... COMING SOON. 

As always, praise and thanks due to ANCHOR THA GODHEAD. 

CARL IN THE MORNING. 

SHOUTOUTS INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO: 

DUE BACK (ISLAND HEIGHTS) 

JASPER SPINE INSTITUTE (BORDERLINE TR/BRICK) 

DREAM SECTION. JORDAN PETERSON AND CARL JUNG. 

LEONA ON THE FADE. 

THANKS, ANCHOR. 

And, now, ROAST BALL, TOO-- wherein we examine friendship, 

the Mystery of Tim's Eaten Ass, 

and Will Friedle's racism. 

CONFUCIUS SAY... COME, COME, COME HAVE A BALL! 

With a guest appearance by KRV as CLOPSY BUCKETS.  

Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry and Kelsey Volk. 

ALL THANX DUE TO ANCHOR THA GODHEAD. 

BALLS 2.7 -- MONO BALL -- coming soon!   

ANOTHER MINI BALL... 

The i-Ball. Business is good, obviously. May he rest in peace, obviously. If you could see the tears in Wooty's eyes... 

FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and VIN BRUE as WOOTY STALLONE. 

COME HAVE A MINI BALL. 

MAC MILLER, WATCH OVER US ALL.