Anka family tradition carries on in tonight's SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE-- while Tim uses Ally Boy to save face in front of his kid sister DEENIE at the AMERIGO ROUND DINER, a visit from Olly's grandson BUBBY sets Noot Vistas astir. 

Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk. 

Guest starring Kellsie Cara Jones as DEENIE ANKA and Robert Cabell as BUBBY, with Heather Lowry as AMY TUBARRO.  

OFFICIAL INTRO BY Q.. 

AMERIGO ROUND ambience partially recorded at Four Star Chinese Buffet in TR-NJ by Q..  

As always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! 

SEASONAL BALL, PART TWO: REVELS is COMING SOON! 

After a long hiatus, Season Two of Balls returns with 2.7 -- GYRO BALL, formerly MONO BALL, wherein the Boyz reflect upon an eventful night of standup comedy-- the GyroPractor Anniversary Show-- and the fallout thereafter, involving a suspicious stain on the backseat of Tim's '28 Subaru. 

FEATURING Tim Rager as TIM ANKA and Alex Delesky as ALLY BOY of Ally Boy Jokes & Shit. 

OFFICIAL BALLS INTRO by Q. 

COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL! 

And be on the look out for a SEASONAL BALL... COMING SOON. 

As always, praise and thanks due to ANCHOR THA GODHEAD. 

CARL IN THE MORNING. 

SHOUTOUTS INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO: 

DUE BACK (ISLAND HEIGHTS) 

JASPER SPINE INSTITUTE (BORDERLINE TR/BRICK) 

DREAM SECTION. JORDAN PETERSON AND CARL JUNG. 

LEONA ON THE FADE. 

THANKS, ANCHOR. 

And, now, ROAST BALL, TOO-- wherein we examine friendship, 

the Mystery of Tim's Eaten Ass, 

and Will Friedle's racism. 

CONFUCIUS SAY... COME, COME, COME HAVE A BALL! 

With a guest appearance by KRV as CLOPSY BUCKETS.  

Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry and Kelsey Volk. 

ALL THANX DUE TO ANCHOR THA GODHEAD. 

BALLS 2.7 -- MONO BALL -- coming soon!   

ANOTHER MINI BALL... 

The i-Ball. Business is good, obviously. May he rest in peace, obviously. If you could see the tears in Wooty's eyes... 

FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and VIN BRUE as WOOTY STALLONE. 

COME HAVE A MINI BALL. 

MAC MILLER, WATCH OVER US ALL. 

A MINI-MID BALL -- MEDIUM RARE. 

Bert doesn't care about us. Tim's Two Circles. Yelp Reviews. Art Exhibits. 

Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Rob Adie as BERT. 

INTRO BY Q. over beat via pioneer and legend LL COOL J and ERIC SERMON. 

BALLS IS NOT SPONSORED BY DJ AKADEMICS. 

BALLS RESPECTS THE OG'S. 

COME HAVE A MEDIUM BALL... 

A MINI BALL 

Alpha Fie Beta or some shit. Kamm's not coming back. A picture display at Battaglia's-on-Nine.

Featuring Joseph "Joey B." Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and AL JOLSON.  

A MINI BALL... AGAIN. 

Public bondage and ski trips. Holding hands with family. Peanut allergies and Benny Blatt.

NOT BROUGHT TO YOU BY {hello fresh}

Featuring TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and HEATHER LOWRY.  

A MINI BALL AGAIN... 

Tim sucks. Tim's a Big Boy. Q'Ellen's obsessed with the last century. Ally Boy's got puffy nipples. 

A SEQUEL? 

Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Al Jolson and Kelsey Volk; with Heather Lowry as AMY and Rob Adie as BERT. 

Mini Balls on the Side-- DIP OF THE DAY IS YOUR CHOICE. 

A MINI BALL 

The Poop of Greenwich Village. Lew Holton. LIL MOORE PINO. 

FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and ROB ADIE. 

With special guest stars VIN BRUE and AL JOLSON.