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We try to figure out what, if anything, Mike Elias might do next week.

The thrilling (?) conclusion to our recap of the Orioles' 8/26/1996 tilt against the Oakland Athletics, featuring stunning geopolitical revelations, Strange But True Mel Proctor Facts, and heaved felines! Watch along with us here.

The Morons travel back in time to 1996, a time of tighter pants, looser PED restrictions, and sweeter swings from Orioles first basemen. Watch along with us!

The title will make sense at the end! Speaking of the end...let's talk about the glooming peace of the 2023 Baltimore Orioles endgame, shall we?

Organizers Bill Marker and Andy Ellis join the Baltimorons to discuss the most dangerous game.

Sam and Alan exult, consider John Angelos's Barnum-esque tactics, and engage in fervid speculation about the postseason rotation.

In which we panic about the bullpen and question the impulse to predict the future. Join us for our 9/26 livestream on Twitch!

Sam and Alan talk about living entire lifetimes between pitches, waiting for the punch, and pondering the unthinkable.

The absurdity of the new waiver system, a bold Tyler Wells prediction, and a provocative question about ballet. And check out Sam's Jon Miller doc on Apple Podcasts or Spotify!